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“Did Taylor Swift Attend a New York Jets Game to Detract From Her Private Jets?”- I’m gonna go with YEP.
“Could a government shutdown affect Fat Bear Week?”- Not Fat Bear Week!!!
''Phillies turn away emotional support alligator before game against Pirates''- See ya later alligator!
''Toy Fair faces crisis in NYC as big manufacturers skip event, press for LA move: sources''- I feel like this would be a super fun one to go to.
''Costco is selling gold bars and they are selling out within a few hours''- I always end up bringing dumb things back from Costco/BJs but this would have been something else.
''Watch Linda Yaccarino’s wild interview at the Code Conference''- This is the greatest, most uncomfortable interview I’ve ever watched. If I’d been her publicist (if X hadn’t fired them all), I’d have pulled the fire alarm. This was the interview that had her all fired up.
“Woman Suing Walt Disney World for $50K Over 'Injurious Wedgie' on Typhoon Lagoon Water Slide”- Ok, that really sounds awful.
''How TikTok Has Exposed Celebrities And Politicians’ Closest Personal Contacts''- This feels like some huge lawsuits waiting to happen.
''Scalpers Ruin Online Sales Of Pokémon Van Gogh Merch, Too''- Gross, but not surprising.
''SmileDirectClub’s stock plummets 85% after Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing''- Love their confidence from their announcement (included below)! While the idea sounded good, lots of dentists have warned against using them.
''Help! I Hate My Brand''- Good thing my love for corporate/influencer debauchery is super authentic.
''Outrageous moment Southwest Airlines gate attendant calls the POLICE on fashion influencer trying to board flight to Dallas because 'she had too many bags' - despite air stewardess saying it was fine''- I’ll never understand bags and airlines outside of space issues— they’re always going on the same plane…
''Why this Vermont town is banning influencers and tourists from visiting its fall foliage''- Come on, let’s get a little creative with finding your own picturesque spots.
''Van life' influencer Kristin Batykefer claims her husband Will Watson CHEATED on her with a woman they traveled with for MONTHS - as she details how idyllic lifestyle on the road with their baby daughter crumbled after his alleged infidelity''- Yikes, how awful.
''Influencer’s violent reaction to ‘world’s sourest candy’ goes viral: ‘I love pushing my limits’''- I want to know how much more sour it is compared to Warheads. Also, how damaging is that to your teeth?
''Netflix Sued Over Canceled Game Deal for Zack Snyder’s ‘Rebel Moon’ Movies''- I’m rooting for Evil Genius on this one.
''They Quit Their Jobs. Their Ex-Employers Sued Them for Training Costs.''- Companies just keep finding new ways to be comedically evil.
''Bob Baffert files lawsuit claiming extortion over allegedly 'damaging' videos''- More drama in the horse world.
''He’s Stuck in War-Torn Ukraine. Bankman-Fried Doesn’t Want Him to Testify.''- Of course he doesn’t!
''Sea Lion Escapes From Central Park Zoo Enclosure During Flooding''- I love that she got to go on a little supervised jaunt!
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