A skid mark mani, JonasCon chaos & a stale $90k Cheeto 👀🍿🧃
Hi Wrecklings!
Omg, apparently I never scheduled this issue from earlier this month, so sending it right meow.
“Pokémon-shaped Cheeto sells for nearly $90,000”- This feels like a satire on the state of the world right now. Like, that money could have been used to feed so many people vs. buying one (1) stale Cheeto.
“Influencer slammed for manicure resembling 'revolting' bathroom mishap... what do YOU think?”- Whoops.
“MrBeast is the world’s top YouTuber with an $85 million empire—but he says the average person ‘would be miserable’ living his life”- This man is insufferable.
“NYPD’s Melissa Mercado Caught In Controversy Over Lingerie-Clad Twerking In Rap Video”- Ope. This is wild.
“Alleged cyber scalpers Swiftly cuffed over $635K Taylor ticket heist”- As if those tickets weren’t already $$ enough.
“Woman strips n@ked and walks screaming down the aisle on Southwest flight to Phoenix”- These are the stories I see and always think to myself, huh, so that puts your bad day into perspective.
“Piglets left to starve as part of a controversial art exhibition in Denmark have been stolen”- Good, and I hope they’re never found.
“Jonas Brothers fans slam upcoming JonasCon as organizers attempt to save 'complete and chaotic mess'“- Do these things ever go well?
“Romance publisher yanks book after controversy over pro-Elon Musk lines in novel”- This is drama straight off booktok.
“‘Long history of lying’: DOJ scoffs at poker-playing SCOTUSblog founder who allegedly hid ‘millions’ on crypto wallets but doesn’t want his electronic devices monitored”- Mmmhmm, sure.
“Canada goose fights off bald eagle in rare, symbolism-laden battle on ice”- And it’s telling which one won.
“Brother of Viral Olympic Aussie Breakdancer 'Raygun' Arrested Over $100,000 Crypto Scheme”- This is so unsurprising.
More Serious Stories
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“Influencer Dies at 28 After Falling 65 Feet While Mountain Climbing”
“China influencer, 24, dies day after revealing not eating for 2 days, unable to pay rent”
“Pouting influencer who 'killed two in pink cocaine-fueled car crash' makes outrageous demand of judge”
“How a Global Online Network of White Supremacists Groomed a Teen to Kill”
“'Entitled' influencer gets instant backlash after whining about her child having to use airplane bathrooms”
“Influencer on trial for murder is found dead six months after deadly crash that killed grandmother”
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