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Hi Wrecklings! Iâm watching God Forbid, the scandalous documentary about how Jerry Falwell Jr., his wife, and their swinging with a pool boy led to the demise of their evangelical dynasty. Anyway, no matter how your week is going, youâre not having as bad of a week as this VC:

The Twitter dumpster fire rages on



âTyson Foods CFO arrested after drunkenly entering random woman's home and sleeping in her bed, police sayâ- This is the second c-suite from an meat or alternative meat company to get into trouble for unusual shenanigans.
âAnna Delvey Is Launching a Dinner Series out of Her East Village Apartment While Under House Arrestâ- Itâs insane that the loopholes on house arrest are allowing her to do thisâconsidering the root of her cons was simply socializing.
â$2 million ranges, deleted job posts: NYCâs salary transparency law is off to a rocky startâ- Even if this felt like an awesome win, with all the loopholes this probably isnât going to make a difference in the long run because of the corporate parkour to use *~*loopholes*~*.
âKraft Mayo And Juicy Couture Team Up For Clothing Collectionâ- Not scandalous but I love a good velour setâ if just the thought of mayo didnât make me gag, Iâd order these. Can we see a Cheetos x Juicy collab?
âFormer MoviePass Executives Knew Their Unlimited Plan Was Losing Money But Lied To Defraud Investors, Prosecutors Saidâ- Curious to see how MoviePass 2.0 goesâ with tiers starting at $10, Iâm skeptical theyâre repeating history.
âThe D1ck And B@11s Drawn In The Sky By An Air Force Plane Was An Accident, A Spokesperson Saidâ- Mmmhmm, sure Jan.
âFyre Festival #2? Blended Festival CEO disappears after cancelling dates, 'racking up $6million in unpaid debt' and sending email saying he'd suffered heart attackâ- Curious to see the consequences of this one, $6M in debt doesnât just get swept under the rug.
âOculus Founder Builds VR Headset That Kills User If They Die in Gameâ- Are the tech bros okay? This feels like the Black Mirror version of Nathan For Youâs Claw of Shame stunt.
âWorldâs first cocaine bar changes location every month so it stays secretâ- I wish restaurants/bars leaned into the legit speakeasy thing because then it gamifies the whole discovery experience.
âJudge denies disgraced former Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmesâ motion for new trialâ- You gotta love Elizabethâs attempt to make this whole thing go away without any consequenceâitâll be convenient if she happens to be pregnant again during her sentencing. Easier to be sympathetic to a pregnant woman, just saying.
ââI walked away from my marriage with NOTHING': Real-life Wolf of Wall Street Jordan Belfort's ex reveals she was left with nothing but CURTAINS after split from crook - because the government took everything else that he'd bought with 'blood money'â- Alternative headline being âI did the right thing and also didnât really have much of a choice otherwiseâ but sure, thatâs big of herâŚ
âAmid Cheating Controversy, the Chess.com Global Championship Is on Lockdownâ- Itâs official, chess has had a sexy spy glow-up.
âChicken Stuffed With Gold Bars Found in a Corrupt Officialâs Freezerâ- Itâs sometimes fun to think about where Iâd hide insane amounts of riches, if that were a problem I had. The freezer and the mattress seem so cliche.
âAmerican Cornhole League shaken by 'Baggate' cheating allegationsâ- Is nothing sacred??
âConvicted Fyre Festival founder Billy McFarland apologizes after prison release, starts new businessâ- I may just be jaded but it sounds like Billy hasnât grasped specifically *what* he did wrong⌠and what he should have learned from the whole experience. This dude should never run a company, ever again.
âThe poker scandal is still under investigation. Is anyone likely to come out on top?â- âItâs bad for everyone involved, unless youâre someone who likes to grab popcorn and watch a train wreck.â đđźââď¸đđżđ§
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