Barney gone bad, bodega weed & RIP chocolate bunnies ššæš§
And "stay-at-home girlfriend" is a thing now...
Hi Wrecklings! Happy spooky season! Iāve been watching the absolutely insane true crime docu-series Sins of Our Mother. Well worth a watch, even if youāre already familiar with the case.
Here are this weekās stories to check out, if you need a break from bucket bunny/lineman drama on TikTok.


āThe Try Guys Try Explaining How They Fired Their Friendā- The group did an excellent job addressing a difficult situation with gravitas and candorā A+ crisis comms and I truly empathize with the remaining guys.
āKim Kardashian pays over $1 million to settle SEC charges linked to a crypto promo on her Instagramā- This feels like the equivalent of me paying a parking ticket but sure, wow, well done setting an example!
āA famous poker player alleges he was 'clearly cheated' in one of the biggest, most famous cash games in the USā- I donāt know enough (ahem, anything) about poker to enjoy the full breadth of what happened here but if youāre into cards, worth checking out. Lie detectors might be involved in the follow-up investigation.
āSwiss Court Orders Mass Slaughter Of Innocent Chocolate Bunniesā- I hope by ādestroyā they mean ādonate to the hungryā or something.
āNew 'Barney' Docuseries Exposes Dark Side of Kids Show: Death Threats, Drug Rumors and Intense Hatredā- This trailer is going to give me nightmaresā and seriously consider subscribing to Peacock so that I can keep watching Law & Order.
āCompany Asked Employees to Bring Family, Pets to Office to Work Through Hurricane Ianā- How dystopian! Itās like after Hurricane Sandyā colleagues and I still had to come into work and were instructed to wear winter clothes because ConEd turned off the heat because they were afraid that the broken crane dangling a block away from our office would collapse and cause gas explosions.
āAn Apple executive is leaving the company after being filmed joking about fondling 'big-bre@sted women' in a viral TikTok videoā- A good example of money not being able to buy class.
āElon Muskās Texts Shatter the Myth of the Tech Geniusā- ⦠and money canāt buy intelligence either.
āTikTok's 'stay-at-home girlfriends' go viral displaying lives of luxury. They face mockery and are told they're anti-feminist ā they disagree.ā- Cool lifestyle but Iād be concerned about āØtransferable skills⨠if (ahem, when?) things went south here.
āAretha Franklin Was Tracked By the FBI for 40 Years. Hereās Whatās In Her Fileā- Not surprisingly, a whole lotta nothing.
āCelsius founder took out $10 million before pausing withdrawals and filing for bankruptcyā- Conveniently a fact left out by all the press statementsā¦
āI Uncovered an Army of Fake Men on Hingeā- Absolutely besides the point of this story, it quoted publicist Justine Sacco who has an interesting history in the world of online drama.
āāAre you a hommasexyuh?ā: Itzpsyiconic is TikTok Liveās hilarious and bizarre rising starā- Recognizing itās maybe a sign Iām officially old/uncool/etc, this TikTok goes over my elderly millennial brain.
āThe Tacky Weed Bodega Is Everywhere (for Now)ā- Ok, I recently was offered a piece of a bodega chocolate bar and fortunately I thought to do some calculations before eating a square. Turns out the bar had 300mg of THC across 12 squaresā which means I would have been on the moon if Iād eaten what Iād thought was a serving.
More Serious Stories
We realize some of these can be triggering for some readers, so feel free to skip!
āMarjorie Taylor Greene Says Democrats āHave Already Started the Killingsā of Republicansā
āBritish Ruling Pins Blame on Social Media for Teenagerās Suicideā
āInside One Of The World's First Human Composting Facilitiesā
āDr. Ozās Scientific Experiments Killed Over 300 Dogs, Entire Litter of Puppiesā
āTua Tagovailoaās Injury Exposes The NFLās Prioritiesā
āāPro-Lifeā Herschel Walker Paid for Girlfriendās Abortionā
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