Blinding Bored Apes, Cup Noodles chaos & RIP 30k lbs of dinosaur nuggets 👀🍿🧃

Hi Wrecklings!

Hope this finds you all cozy-comfy post-daylight savings, I already miss sunlight:

• “More Than 20 Report Burning Eyes After NFT Festival in Hong Kong”- Bored Apes are not having a good week.

• “Tyson Foods recalls nearly 30,000 pounds of its dinosaur-shaped nuggets”- Yikes, that’s so many nuggets.

• “Over 220 pounds of drugs, including fentanyl shaped like Valentine's Day candy, seized in Lynn”- Lynn, Lynn, city of sin.

• “‘Lifelong dream’: Mass. man gives out Market Basket chickens to trick-or-treaters on Halloween”- I love seeing people live their dreams.

• “Brooklyn-based Revel to shut down its moped business”- I was always surprised these were available in the city— such chaos.

• ''How a TikTok Food Critic Accidentally Caused Chaos in Atlanta’s Restaurant Scene''- This reminds me of the time a friend wanted to go to brunch somewhere in the LES and the wait was 2.5 hours. No pancakes are that good.

• ''Why people turned against the YouTuber who came forward and criticized MrBeast''- Extreme hide-and-seek is so dramatic.

• ''Soon you’ll be able to safely microwave Cup Noodles (you weren’t doing that, right?)''- “Cup Noodles have always been microwavable” feels like a Mandela effect.

• ''Once a high-flying 'unicorn,' Olive AI sells two key businesses, winds down operations''- How does a company lose $832M in missteps?

• ''Sam Bankman-Fried found guilty of seven counts of fraud in stunning fall for former crypto billionaire''- TK

• ''Mint is shutting down, and it’s pushing users toward Credit Karma''- This feels like a bad business choice.

• VCs are wild:

  

• ''Max is taking 4K away from its legacy ad-free subscribers''- Seems that Netflix’s change is inspiring a lot of similar streaming adjustments.

• ''They Cracked the Code to a Locked USB Drive Worth $235 Million in Bitcoin. Then It Got Weird''- Feel like I would have left more than just 2 guesses but ok.

• ''Mozi malware botnet goes dark after mysterious use of kill-switch''- Spookyy.

• ''Elon Musk’s X Has Started Selling Off Old Twitter Handles For Upwards Of $50,000''- How anyone ever/still believes he’s a good businessman is so misguided.

• RIP to 12Ft Ladder, one of The Wreck List’s favorite tools-

  

• ''‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Screenwriter Settles Profits Lawsuit Over Alleged Bait-and-Switch''- I’m completely lost in the mathing here.

• ''Flight attendants who blamed uniforms for their health issues win a lawsuit against clothing company''- I’m confused about what outfits they were allowed to buy at Macy’s or JCPenney.

• ''Major landlords, RealPage sued in DC for alleged rent-fixing scheme''- Everything about the housing market is the worst.

• ''Scene from a horror movie': Airbnb is sued after a Michigan rental dubbed 'The Castle' was allegedly infested with bats''- This. Is. My. Worst. Nightmare.

• ''Mormon church sued for allegedly lying to donors by investing $350,000 that was supposed to be used for charity''- Are folks really surprised?

• 🔏''The First Year of AI College Ends in Ruin''

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More Serious Stories

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• ''A newspaper giant tried to diversify its staff. White workers sued.''

• ''UK banking giant Barclays sued over ex-CEO Jes Staley’s ties to Jeffrey Epstein''

• ''Man travels 600 miles to light Monroe gaming influencer's car on fire''

• “Trampoline park bosses who ran notorious venue where ELEVEN people broke their backs - including three in a single day - after jumping from 13ft-high tower into foam-filled pit could face jail after admitting health and safety offences”

• ''Influencer reveals NSFW $3x toy ‘hygiene fail’''

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