Club Penguin hackers, bong rip list & a bedazzled ankle monitor 👀🍿🧃
Hi Wrecklings!
This week has me looking forward to the documentary about the real-life woman that tried to Gone Girl her husband.
“Controversial Chick-fil-A Summer Camp Charges Kids $35 To Work At The Restaurant”- This reads more dystopian than cute/fun.
“Anna Sorokin Accessorized Her Custom Cream Suit Dress with a Sparkly, Monogrammed Ankle Monitor for Court”-Ok, “influencer grifter” is just a career path at this point.
“Spotify Sucks (That’s It. That’s the Headline.)”- A perfect example of enshittification.
“Dozens of CVS Generic Drug Recalls Expose Link to Tainted Factories”- UMMMM
“Jan. 6 rioter caught in a woman’s Bumble dating app sting sentenced to prison”- Not all heroes wear capes.
Tesla shenanigans:
“High school seniors pull off 'epic' prank, convince Maryland town a Trader Joe's is coming”- I want to hire this mastermind for my marketing team.
Things that scare me:
“Disney hacked, apparently by angry Club Penguin fans”- This is just wild.
“Teenager Leaves Parents on Caribbean Island to Get Back to Cruise on Time: 'They Missed the Departure. By a Lot'“- I feel for this kid so hard.
“YouTuber charged over bizarre stunt where fireworks were shot from helicopter at Lamborghini”- I hate that the video looks pretty cool.
“Adobe joins Microsoft in admitting it's now basically spyware”- They’re now revising their policies under the guise of having been unclear vs. sneaky AF.
“OpenAI Insider Estimates 70 Percent Chance That AI Will Destroy or Catastrophically Harm Humanity”- Don’t love this!
“Martha's Vineyard is about to run out of pot”- Love a good bureaucratic snafu.
“Indie dev baffled after acquaintance clones his game, puts it on Steam, and acts like it's no big deal: 'Happens every day homie'“- I hope karma kicks this dude in the teeth.
“Phish Fan Permanently Banned from Sphere After Posting First Bong Rip at Venue”- Bold move on tagging corporate in his initial post.
“A PR disaster: Microsoft has lost trust with its users, and Windows Recall is the straw that broke the camel's back”- A lengthy but interesting read if you’re a tech fan.
“'This Ain't It': Pennsylvanians Slam Jay-Z's Roc Nation for School Voucher Push”- Niche, but a solid read for folks in the education space.
🔏“Americans Are Hiring People in the Philippines to Help Them Find Adderall”- This is (well, likely one of) the worst timeline.
More Serious Stories
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“Kanye West and Bianca Censori 'bragged about having a five-person 0rgy' - as ex-assistant Lauren Pisciotta claims she was required to book Ubers for female participants in bombshell harassment lawsuit”
“Selena’s Convicted Murderer Yolanda Saldívar Says She Wants to Work for Shakira If Paroled in 2025”
“YouTuber Myka Stauffer whined that her four-year-old autistic son she adopted from China was 'not returnable' before rehoming him”
“Clarence Thomas Finally Reports Gifts From GOP Billionaire Harlan Crow”
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