Croissant lamps, spy meet cutes & a Hannah Montana of crime 👀🍿🧃
Hi Wrecklings!
Not scandal really, but I watched the trailer for Will Ferrell’s new film and got all teary-eyed.
I keep screaming this into the void but how are either of these things okay????
“Inside a Mormon swinging scandal: New docuseries showcases 'MomTok' influencer drama”- How are they Mormon with all the partying they were doing…?
“‘The James Bond of plastic recycling’ uncovered where your plastic is REALLY going”- Shocked Pikachu face here.
“China warns students against 'beautiful women' and 'handsome guys' who might turn them into spies”- I mean this is the basis for so many epic meet cute opportunities…
“If You Think Cybertrucks Are a Mess Now, Wait Until Winter Hits”- I have zero regrets about not ordering mine.
“Croissant-shaped lamp on Temu discovered to be actual pastry”- I legitimately love that this woman even tried a bite. MVP.
“‘Musician’ Arrested for Using AI Songs and a Bot Army to Scam Spotify for Millions in Royalties”- Ok, terrible.
“Tone-deaf influencer is slammed for complaining she's 'burned out' from glitzy NYC fashion events as it's 'no worse than people working a 9 to 5'“- Just shhhh girl, shhhhh…
“Startup Says It'll Use Huge Space Mirror to Sell Sunlight During Nighttime”- Love how the “test” basically looks like a giant flashlight shining down on the people.
“The White Stripes sue Trump campaign over use of ‘Seven Nation Army’”- Good. P.S. don’t forget to register to voteeeee! I hope some subscribers can get access to these great stickers:
“Ford recalls nearly 100K SUVs & trucks over 'catastrophic' problem- F-150, Broncos, and Explorers included”- Woof, replacing the entire engine for affected vehicles? Costly recall.
“Kansas City super fan 'ChiefsAholic' sentenced to more than 17 years in prison”- This dude’s like a weird Hannah Montana.
🔏“A Starbucks worker of nearly 20 years says the chain has gone from 'quirky coffee shop' to 'soulless fast-food empire'“- I’m still totally team Panera Sip Club.
More Serious Stories
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“Therapy Sessions Exposed by Mental Health Care Firm’s Unsecured Database”
“US confirms first human bird flu case with no known animal exposure”
“Elon Musk Deletes Nazi Apologist Tweet After Near-Universal Backlash”
“AI Accuses Journalist of Escaping Psych Ward, Abusing Children and Widows”
“Bihar teen dies after ‘fake doctor’ conducts surgery using YouTube tutorial: Report”
“Big Lots files Chapter 11 Bankruptcy with plans to close at least 250 locations”
“British man’s body frozen and flown to the US so he can wake up in the future”
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