Hi Wrecklings!
Oh my goodness, it only took two years but guess who forgot to schedule todayâs newsletterrrrrâŠ
Ok, between Kate Middletonâs apparent-disappearance and the death of the Boeing whistleblower, I am fully rocking the tin foil hat this week.
âLong Island "Vegan" Bakery Caught Passing Dunkin' Donuts Off As Vegan and Gluten-Freeâ- Ok, what an unlikely supervillain thing to do.
âBinance made crypto perfume in a baffling attempt to woo womenâ- Tell me you donât know how to market to women without telling me you donât know how to market to womenâŠ
â'The Brady Bunch' house sold to a megafan for $2.3 million under asking. She still called it the 'worst investment ever' â see inside.â- I need this womanâs routines because she looks GREAT for her age.
âMidjourney bans all Stability AI employees over alleged data scrapingâ- Battle of the AIs
âYour Roku TV will be unusable if you don't agree to the company's new termsâ- Love a good product brick.
âChampagne. Caviar. Bora Bora. Are You Not Entertained?â- I always think itâs so fascinating to see about whether these types of influencer trips are remotely worth the ROI for brands.
âGround cinnamon sold at discount stores is tainted with lead, FDA warnsâ- How is this remotely ok?
âPregnant fitness influencer kicked out of gym after ownerâs wife complained about her outfitâ- I was expecting at least something halfway indecent
âFrom farmhouse DIY content to faith: Why this Latter-day Saint influencer is now sharing her beliefsâ- I admittedly immediately unfollowed after this pivot.
âUPDATE: Apple Reinstates Epic Developer Account After Public Backlash for Retaliationâ- Surprising that they thought this would go over well.
ââSorry If Anyone Else Grows Up Like Thisâ â Daughter of Influencer Says She Hates Mom's Lifestyleâ- Aww this makes me sad.
âEx-str1pper who 'kissed' Duke of Sussex on Las Vegas night out during his wild party prince days threatens to leak pictures of him 'in the buff' on OnlyFans in revenge for being 'whitewashed' from his memoirâ- The Royal Family is not having a good time this year.
âAnna Delvey files bid to end her 'draconian' house arrest, claiming she has suffered 'severe emotional distress and stress' during her 24/7 confinement in her $4,250-a-month NYC apartmentâ- Canât believe I missed this so popping this in now.
âColorado ranchers sentenced after tampering with rain gauges to increase crop subsidiesâ- The story really buries how a co-conspirator was found deadâŠ
More Serious Stories
We realize some of these can be triggering for some readers, so feel free to skip! Also, sometimes we use weird letter subs so weâre not flagged as gross spam email.
âFlorida Middle Schoolers Arrested for Allegedly Creating Deepfake Nud3s of Classmatesâ
âNewly sworn-in Florida deputy arrested for child pornography on first dayâ
âDeath of Mitch McConnell's sister-in-law being investigatedâ
âA woman wins $3.8 million verdict after SWAT team searches wrong home based on Find My iPhone appâ
âAnnoying hospital beeps are causing hundreds of deaths a yearâ
âMany Chiefs fans who suffered frostbite at bitter cold playoff game need amputationsâ
âSweet Baby Inc. Doesnât Do What Some Gamers Think It Doesâ
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