Cybertruck vs. microfiber, Bridgerton Fyre Fest & another corrupt mayor 👀🍿🧃
Hi Wrecklings!
For the true crime fans, Little Miss Innocent is worth adding to the queue.
We know where Meta’s money is being spent:
I’m sorry to people that’re bamboozled but these are my favorite types of stories:
“Cybertruck Owner Says Windshield Shattered When Wiped With a Microfiber Cloth”- As someone who hates touching microfiber cloths… I kinda don’t blame it.
“Montana man gets 6 months in prison for cloning giant sheep and breeding it”- He just… casually cloned it?
“Paralyzed Man Unable to Walk After Maker of His Powered Exoskeleton Tells Him It's Now Obsolete”- Corporations are the worst.
“Thousands of toxins from food packaging found in humans – research”- It feels like this was just a matter of time.
“Feds Allege Diddy Had 1,000 Bottles of Baby Oil. But Despite Lawyer's Quip, Costco Says He Didn’t Buy Them There”- I’d have loved to be a fly on the wall in Costco’s PR department for that strategy session.
“New York City Mayor Eric Adams pleads not guilty to taking bribes and illegal campaign contributions”- The mayors of NYC really have an awful track record.
“Berkeley Coding Professor Says Even Grads With 4.0 GPA Can’t Find Jobs”- Oh, good, how depressing!
“Olympian forgot to scan ham and asparagus at Walmart checkout – she was arrested and lost her job”- Well the purchase was very on-brand. Mine would be Cheetos + Gelly Roll pens.
“Influencer twins disgust the internet as they reveal intimate habit”- I want to know if a publicist was behind this idea.
“Arkansas couple allegedly tried to sell baby for $1K, beer because caring for baby, 3 dogs 'was not working'“- Impulse control was not there.
More Serious Stories
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“Menendez Brothers’ Relatives Tear Into Ryan Murphy’s ‘Grotesque Shockadrama’”
“Turkish influencer who married herself dies by suicide at 26”
“California enacts laws to protect child influencers' financial security”
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P.S. While we’re obsessed with these stories, we don’t endorse any of these insane behaviors. 💋