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Another week, more leaps and bounds with AI-generated insanity— the latest being this pizza commercial. “Pepperoni Hug Spot- like family but with more cheese” is definitely somewhere I would frequent.
''Over 2K Miller High Life cans destroyed over ‘Champagne of Beers’ slogan''- As a friend said, “It’s only champagne of beers if made in the right area of the midwest.”
''CEO sparks backlash after praising employee who sold family dog after return-to-office mandate''- I bet this company also describes their team as “a family”.
''Flashy NYC bishop Lamor Whitehead accused in $5M suit of locking congregation out of Brooklyn church'''- A few days before Christmas, how kind of him!
The influencers are at it again:
''A 50-Mile Race, a Quick Car Ride and a Scandal at the Finish Line''- If you’re running 48 miles, I imagine the other two could also be done legally. 🥁💥
''Do You Even Decarbonize, Bro?''- “The next big thing is the planet. Without it, there will be no NFTs.” I mean, she’s not wrong but…
“Bud Light's under-fire marketing VP 'takes leave of absence' after Dylan Mulvaney controversy - and 'is replaced by Budweiser executive'“- She’s going to land on her feet, and Bud Light is shooting itself in the foot across any new fans it temporarily attracted.
''This Mom Didn't Know She Was In A $250K Candy Crush Tournament, But She's Killing It''- Not scandalous but a story of an unlikely hero.
''Twitter Blue nets 28 signups so far since legacy checkmark purge''- Anytime I struggle with imposter syndrome, I’m going to remember this.
''Who spilled the rice?- Southwest Airlines flight delayed for an hour due to unclaimed mess''- I feel like people like myself would have been willing to clean the rice up so that we could take off but that flight attendant put everyone in a position of wanting to avoid looking guilty.
''Six Cattle Found Dead in Texas With Their Tongues Missing''- I’m not normally quick to point to the paranormal but this one gave me goosebumps. My money’s on 👽👽
''Utah city tells families to get out of their new homes''- Imagine having just bought your dream home and then watching it slide down a hill.
“Maleficent: Dragon catches fire during Disneyland show”- With the dragon fully erupting into flames after the announcement that the show was being stopped due to “unforeseen circumstances” and the upbeat music- it’s a wild video.
“Trying to Find Love on These Streets? Better Have a Big Roll of Tape.”- I’m about to try this.
Chaos abounds in the world of broadcast:
''‘Disney Adults’ anger some online after they invent ‘Disneybounding’ to avoid costume ban: 'My personal hell'''- People try sneakily spreading their loved one’s ashes at Disney????
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