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And as always, the chorizo is the star of the show
Hi Wrecklings! Drafting this while the news about Mar-a-Lago breaks and the reactions on Twitter are on-point, as always:
Hereās this weekās article list, excuse me while I attempt to be clever with commentary while melting in this horrendous heatwave.
āBillionaireās Land Battle With Village Is āParks and Recā Come to Lifeā- Yet another case for why we should eat the rich.
āTesla Wants You To Sit in a Wet Dumpster While Your Car Chargesā- A few days ago I was making fun of this story but now with it being a billion degrees outsideā¦
āYet ANOTHER American couple get ripped off at 'worst restaurant in Greece': Two beers, two cocktails and a dozen oysters come in at $560ā- Those beverages are enormous (two das boots??) but still canāt figure out how that amounted to as much as it did.
āFrench Scientist's Photo of āDistant Starā Was Actually Chorizoā- Brilliant, no edits.
āCutting costs, merging, shelving Batgirl: is this the end of HBO Max?ā- Wild that a $90M project can just be simply left on the cutting room floorā¦


āāYou Can Justify Everythingā: I Became Addicted to āBuy Now, Pay Laterāā- Objectively, Afterpay feels like something Iād have gotten into a sticky situation with in my college years.
āCitizen Journalist Katharine McPhee Doesn't Feel Safe in Beverly Hillsā- Oh look, the return of the tiniest ālil violin. š»
āHeartbroken? TikTok breakup influencers are here to help.ā- Iām not about yucking peopleās yums (or favorite TikTok content) but publishing a video of yourself crying isnāt something I entirely understand.
āOne ruff interview: Lauren Boebert claims on Newsmax that Venezuelans have been reduced to eating DOGS because they 'don't have firearms' - and that Americans will be forced to do the same if Democrats take their guns awayā- Hide your chihuahuas, hide your golden retrievers, and hide your husky, because theyāre eating everyone up in here.
āThe Gathering of the Juggalos Returned to Raise Hell With a Smileā- Even though Iām terrified of clown-related things, this roster of events sounds *almost* worth tuning intoāā¦the Bigfoot Seminar, about the existence of Bigfoot; the Miss Juggalette beauty pageant; a hot dog-eating contest; and Vampiroās Spoken Word, about Mexican wrestling superstar Vampiro.ā
More Serious Stories
We realize some of these can be triggering for some readers, so feel free to skip!
āMastercard, Visa suspend ties with ad arm of P0r*hub owner MindGeekā
āUPS Refuses to Install Air Conditioning in 150-Degree Delivery Trucksā
āāThis Phony, Bizarre Sphereā: Jennette McCurdyās Shocking Final Days at Nickelodeonā- Word is out in articles like this Yahoo recap that Dan Schneider is the man referenced in Jennetteās pieceā and the below Twitter thread calls out an insanely vicious character portrayal inspired by Britney.
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