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Dumpsterside lounging, Juggalo festival & breakup influencers šŸ‘€šŸæšŸ§ƒ

And as always, the chorizo is the star of the show

Aug 10, 2022
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Hi Wrecklings! Drafting this while the news about Mar-a-Lago breaks and the reactions on Twitter are on-point, as always:

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Marbury v. Mad Online @NickTagliaferro
give him his twitter back for the night. I wanna see
11:38 PM āˆ™ Aug 8, 2022
2,367Likes190Retweets
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Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson
It was a beautiful raid. A perfect raid. People tell me they've never seen such as perfect raid.
2:31 AM āˆ™ Aug 9, 2022
135,353Likes15,473Retweets

Here’s this week’s article list, excuse me while I attempt to be clever with commentary while melting in this horrendous heatwave.

  • ā€œBillionaire’s Land Battle With Village Is ā€˜Parks and Rec’ Come to Lifeā€- Yet another case for why we should eat the rich.

  • ā€œTesla Wants You To Sit in a Wet Dumpster While Your Car Chargesā€- A few days ago I was making fun of this story but now with it being a billion degrees outside…

  • ā€œYet ANOTHER American couple get ripped off at 'worst restaurant in Greece': Two beers, two cocktails and a dozen oysters come in at $560ā€- Those beverages are enormous (two das boots??) but still can’t figure out how that amounted to as much as it did.

  • ā€œFrench Scientist's Photo of ā€˜Distant Star’ Was Actually Chorizoā€- Brilliant, no edits.

  • ā€œCutting costs, merging, shelving Batgirl: is this the end of HBO Max?ā€- Wild that a $90M project can just be simply left on the cutting room floor…

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Ben Rosen @ben_rosen
one cool thing about hbo max is how if you don’t type elmo fast enough your kid gets to learn about freddy krueger
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2:12 PM āˆ™ Aug 8, 2022
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  • ā€œā€˜You Can Justify Everything’: I Became Addicted to ā€˜Buy Now, Pay Laterā€™ā€- Objectively, Afterpay feels like something I’d have gotten into a sticky situation with in my college years.

  • ā€œCitizen Journalist Katharine McPhee Doesn't Feel Safe in Beverly Hillsā€- Oh look, the return of the tiniest ā€˜lil violin. šŸŽ»

  • ā€œHeartbroken? TikTok breakup influencers are here to help.ā€- I’m not about yucking people’s yums (or favorite TikTok content) but publishing a video of yourself crying isn’t something I entirely understand.

  • ā€œOne ruff interview: Lauren Boebert claims on Newsmax that Venezuelans have been reduced to eating DOGS because they 'don't have firearms' - and that Americans will be forced to do the same if Democrats take their guns awayā€- Hide your chihuahuas, hide your golden retrievers, and hide your husky, because they’re eating everyone up in here.

  • ā€œThe Gathering of the Juggalos Returned to Raise Hell With a Smileā€- Even though I’m terrified of clown-related things, this roster of events sounds *almost* worth tuning intoā€œā€¦the Bigfoot Seminar, about the existence of Bigfoot; the Miss Juggalette beauty pageant; a hot dog-eating contest; and Vampiro’s Spoken Word, about Mexican wrestling superstar Vampiro.ā€


More Serious Stories

We realize some of these can be triggering for some readers, so feel free to skip!

  • ā€œEx-Scientologists Came Forward with Shocking Child Trafficking Claims. Now They Say They’re Being Stalked.ā€

  • ā€œMastercard, Visa suspend ties with ad arm of P0r*hub owner MindGeekā€

  • ā€œIt took me 2 months to recover from working as a TikTok moderator. I made less than $7 an hour. Every day in the office, I would see my coworkers cry.ā€

  • ā€œDane Cook, 50, is accused of inviting girls 'as young as FOURTEEN' to 'game night' parties at his mansion: FiancĆ©e Kelsi Taylor, 23, was first spotted at one of the bashes when she was 17ā€

  • ā€œUPS Refuses to Install Air Conditioning in 150-Degree Delivery Trucksā€

  • ā€œCelebs Ripped for Asking for Prayers for Anne Hecheā€

  • ā€œWoman, 37, reveals how she found out her dad was a secret sp3rm donor who has fathered 'possibly 100 siblings' - and her lesbian cult-leader mother only told her after fearing she was dating her half-brotherā€

  • ā€œā€œThis Phony, Bizarre Sphereā€: Jennette McCurdy’s Shocking Final Days at Nickelodeonā€- Word is out in articles like this Yahoo recap that Dan Schneider is the man referenced in Jennette’s piece— and the below Twitter thread calls out an insanely vicious character portrayal inspired by Britney.

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    matt @mattxiv
    while we’re talking about dan schneider, i’d like to discuss how he used britney spears’ fame to create zoey 101, only to turn around and mock her mental health and motherhood on icarly 5 years later. a thread.
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    3:39 PM āˆ™ Aug 8, 2022
    39,951Likes3,883Retweets

Have a story or tip you’d like to submit? Share it at Hello@TheWreckList.com or drop us a DM on Instagram.

Got feedback for us? Let us know here - the form is also totally anonymous so please bring the brutal honesty.

P.S. While we’re obsessed with these stories, we don’t endorse any of these insane behaviors. šŸ’‹

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