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Elon's Burnt Hair perfume, Shein's resale tool & Fyre Fest II? šŸ‘€šŸæšŸ§ƒ

Oct 26, 2022
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Hi Wrecklings! For those of you still following the Olivia Wilde drama— the nanny spilled all about her breakup with Jason… anddd now the dog walker wrote a piece for Gawker- albeit lacking in the same level of drama. No matter how your week is going, remember that you’re not having to lead the search for Adidas’ Director of Brand Communications during a huge brand crisis.

  • ā€œFyre Festival 2.0? Fraudster Billy McFarland is hatching a comeback with mysterious new business venture where he promises 'this time, everyone is invited' - just a month after being released from four-year prison sentenceā€- HOW IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN? The phone message isn’t clear about what’s supposed to happen after it automatically hangs up on you. I’m predicting that this is going to be some virtual Amazing Race nonsense where they sell all the participant data to advertisers.

  • ā€œTens of Thousands of Idiots Bought Elon Musk's 'Burnt Hair' And Now It's Sold Outā€- I’m convinced this is becoming an internal game of whether there’s a limit on what Elon and co. can market and promote.

  • ā€œIt's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' actor said Tesla 'lost a customer' after his car was stuck in a parking garage for days when his key fob brokeā€- High-tech is fun until it’s not.

  • ā€œTry Guys Wife (No, Not That One) Spills on Another Alleged James Corden Restaurant Meltdownā€- Despite his apparent apology, it’s debatable between James Corden doesn’t feel like he’s done anything wrong and he actually feels badly. My vote is he feels badly his reputation is taking a hit.

  • ā€œNDAs, Obsessive Buyers, and $400 for Sublime: Inside the Baffling Revival of the Cassette Tapeā€- Truly, there seems to be an argument as to why we should never throw away anything—because old tech will always come back as an overpriced product at Urban Outfitters.

  • ā€œNetflix cracks down on freeloaders: Streaming giant mulls extra charges for account sharing - after trialing extra $3-a-month scheme for additional accounts in South Americaā€- With new Law & Order episodes no longer on Hulu, I’m really wondering how many streaming services I want/need… because it’s getting insane and expensive.

  • ā€œParler Accidentally Doxxed Its Most VIP Members When It Announced Kanye's Acquisitionā€- A whole who’s who of people I’d never want to be in a room with!

  • ā€œSorry you went viralā€- This entire piece made me sad, especially the ending mentioning how Vine shut down. RIP Vine, love you, miss you.

  • ā€œA TikToker accidentally bought a 'hideous' $4,000 Salvador DalĆ­ print because she was 'bored' and had 'FOMO' at an auction she never expected to winā€- A friend’s boyfriend who works in art says she’s going to have to have a tough time reselling this print because it was overvalued.

  • ā€œA Billionaire Is Demolishing a Perfectly Good $110M Mansion. Locals Aren’t Happy.ā€- This feels a lot like the time NYC’s Washington Square Park underwent a ton of construction to move the fountain 20-something feet so that it would be aligned with the arch.

  • ā€œInside the Heartbreaking Cons of America’s Most Prolific Romance Scammerā€- This is like the Tinder Swindler without the glitz or glam.

  • ā€œWhat the Fuck Is Wrong With Bret Easton Ellis?ā€- He wrote American Psycho, this doesn’t feel terribly shocking.

  • ā€œ2 men arrive to pick up their daughter from school, discover it's the same girlā€- And this entire situation was facilitated by the mother’s (former) best friend? Brutal.

  • ā€œMeta shareholder writes critical open letter saying the company needs to slash headcount and stop spending so much money on the ā€˜metaverseā€™ā€- Only $5B a year on the metaverse? We’ll never get legs at that rate!

  • ā€œShein Launched A Resale Platform Days After An Investigation Shed Light On Just How Bad The Brand Is For The Environment. How Convenientā€- I’m going to be seriously impressed if anything purchased from Shein survives two washes, much less two owners.

  • ā€œHas your Gmail spam filter gone to sh*t recently? You aren’t aloneā€- Trying to reclaim my personal email from bulk emails feels like a battle I’m never going to win, even more so recently.

  • ā€œYou Can Buy Hyped Sneakers for Your Horse Nowā€- If your horse is too big for shoes from Build-A-Bear, you now have options!

  • ā€œMeet President Baugh — the self-proclaimed 'dictator' of a micronation in Nevada you've probably never heard ofā€- Idk this micronation’s politics but everything from their navy to their time zone and currency is hilarious.


More Serious Stories

We realize some of these can be triggering for some readers, so feel free to skip!

  • ā€œRight-Wing Media Stars Promote Anti-ā€˜Woke’ AT&T Rival That’s Actually Just AT&Tā€

  • ā€œThe Oversight Board spins its wheelsā€

  • ā€œMiss USA vice president, who is husband of pageant director Crystle Stewart, was forced to quietly step down after 'sexually harassing young models' and sending video of his p3n1s to a former contestant in 2018ā€

  • ā€œTop Hollywood Talent Agency Shows Kanye West the Doorā€

  • ā€œThe Notorious Kiwi Farms Is Back Onlineā€

  • ā€œConspiracy theorists are blaming the government for Hurricane Ianā€

  • ā€œHow a Diabetes Drug Became the Talk of Hollywood, Tech and the Hamptonsā€

  • ā€œArmie Hammer is sued by American Express over unpaid balance of almost $67Kā€

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