Elon's (probably) a cheater, banned hot dogs, and a Rolls Royce monkey👀🍿🧃
Hi Wrecklings!
Anyone else bracing for the TikTok ban? I hate what this indicates for our freefall as a country. Free-speech for what?
My alma mater is in the news for embarrassing reasons— back when I was there it was called AssCo and the shenanigans was limited to a friend erm… accidentally… driving into the duck pond.
“LA is burning. Place your bets.”- I’d say if you’re gambling on that, it’s time to admit you have a problem and/or are an a$$hole.
“Starbucks reversing open-door policy to 'prioritize' paying customers”- If they even still have seats that is, with so many Starbucks going minimalist.
“Spider monkey found in Rolls-Royce during traffic stop in critical shape. Now come tests, treatment — and a name”- Get better little monkey bb!
“Heather Morgan heads to prison soon for her role in the Bitfinex hack, but her rap alter ego, Razzlekhan, is just getting started”- The level of cringe of this video is UNMATCHED.
“Gymshark falls out with influencer over promotion of competitor”- Crazy he didn’t bother maintaining the three-month pause, which is almost no time.
“Paris accuses Algeria of trying to humiliate France by refusing to admit a deported influencer”- France is tremendously easy to irritate.
“Kim Jong Un Just Banned Hot Dogs in North Korea”- Budae-jjigae sounds delicious.
“A man trying to recover a hard drive containing $750 million of bitcoin from a landfill just had his latest bid rejected”-So close yet so far, I’d be furious at myself for the accidental switcheroo.
“Gamers are accusing Elon Musk of cheating at popular video games by allegedly turning to loopholes and hiring better users to play for him”- I believe it.
“Don't leave sleeping passengers on planes after flights land, American Airlines union reminds cabin crew”- An old friend of mine found himself left on a MetroNorth train after he ended up falling asleep on the floor?!?
“TikTok tells LA staff impacted by wildfires to use personal/sick hours if they can’t work from home”- Oh hell no.
“Florida Accidentally Paid Healthcare Company $5 Million Instead of $50K; CEO Used Extra Funds to Run for Congress: Report”- Who are these people where this feels like a good idea?
More Serious Stories
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“Calling women ‘household objects’ now permitted on Facebook after Meta updated its guidelines”
“OpenAI chief Sam Altman denies s3xually abusing sister, after she sues him”
“At least 100 workers at NYC's Tin Building lose jobs after employment authorization check”
“A woman killed her look-alike to fake her own death. When she was sentenced to prison, nobody told the victim's family.”
🔏“Lawyer for Kevin Spacey, FKA Twigs Previously Settled His Own S3xual Assault Allegation”
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