Fake steakhouse, a disgraced equestrian & diabolical cookie math 👀🍿🧃

Hi Wrecklings!

I watched the Ashley Madison documentary this week, what an insane story, particularly how they handled everything relating to their hack.

• ''A Danish artist has been ordered to repay a museum after delivering blank canvases''- This is hilarious, but they probably should have added a tiny paint blob or something.

• “British Airways Pilot Admits to Cocaine-Fueled Romp Before Trying To Fly”- That’s certainly one way to flush your career down the loo.

• “Influencer sparks debate after sharing her frustration with people walking in front of camera as she films”- The rage this induces for me is unreal.

• “Fake NYC restaurant called Mehran's Steakhouse created by an AI startup founder, 21, and 65 of his pals pranks foodies with waiters serving MILK, a crowd of screaming Drake fans and a staged marriage proposal”- I’m in awe at these guys’ commitment.

• The FTX drama never fails to amaze:

  • “'Holy s**t, the company is probably broke': Former FTX employee reveals the moment he realized the business was collapsing - after he tried to order takeout and the card got declined”

  • ''FTX: 'King of Crypto' parents sued over missing millions''

• “Meghan Markle pulls the plug on Archetypes podcast after withdrawing her application to trademark the title” It seemed like a difficult battle she wasn’t going to be able to win, anyway.

• ''Advertised Crumbl cookie calorie counts may mislead consumers''- This is horrendously terrible, omg.

• ''All Those NFTs Are Officially Worthless''- Hat tip to the folks that sold their monkey pictures at the peak.

• “I've Been Banned From Almost Every Dating App”- Now feels like a good time to mention that one of my best friends and I are building a dating app… 👀🍿🧃

• “Mayor Adams, NYPD Commissioner Caban became Freemasons over the weekend”- This is not going to help squash any conspiracy theories.

• ''Brooklyn church below Dallas BBQ calls for court order to clean clogged drains causing ‘vile’ leaks''- As someone who loves the mess that is Dallas BBQ, this isn’t at all surprising.

• ''TikTok Star Sentenced to Prison After Eating Pork on Camera''- Of the foods to risk jail time over… pork rinds???

• ''The Fast Life and Scandalous Downfall of an Olympic Champion''- As a horse girl, this article is extra exciting.

• ''Now IBM sued for age discrim by its own HR veterans''- The call is literally coming from inside the house…

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More Serious Stories

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• ''New Clues Could Solve Case of the Dutch Girl Lost in Africa''

• ''Elon Musk’s Dad Shares Deadly Secrets of the Fabled Emerald Mine in Zambia''

• ''Family sues Google alleging its Maps app led father to drive off collapsed bridge to his death, attorneys say''

• ''Two Models Died the Same Week a Mile Apart. Police Say There's No Connection.''

• ''Four British women are 'set to sue toxic influencer Andrew Tate in London's High Court after claiming social media star raped and choked them between 2013 and 2016'''

• ''The Out-of-Touch Adults' Guide to Kid Culture: Who Is Sneako, and Why Is He so Dangerous?''

• “Pava Marie LaPere, 26, murdered in Baltimore apartment is Forbes 30 Under 30 tech CEO who launched $7million eco company”

• ''Hasan Minhaj’s “Emotional Truths”''

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