Hi Wrecklings!

May this week find you as on top of things as the folks that’ve already produced a documentary about the ongoing Blake and Justin drama.

“American influencer apologizes for snatching Australian baby wombat following outrage”- Lmao this woman's personal internet results are totally ruined.
“What’s This Whole ‘NYC Influencers Are Boring’ Drama Really About?”- A good recap if you’re not perpetually online.
“Influencer who refused to give child her plane seat angrily doubles down on controversy”- I mean…
“A Trump official has been moonlighting as a fashion influencer”- Those outfits are certainly… a choice.
“Let her? Army wife claims Mel Robbins stole her idea for blockbuster self-help book”- I wouldn’t even be surprised.
“No s’mores without fire: marshmallow toasting may have lit Long Island blazes”- They probably didn’t even get around to making one.
“LA Times hit with $24M lawsuit for allegedly failing to pay rent, leaving printing plant covered in ‘toxic ink stains’”- Omg what happened there.
“Thieves Allegedly Used Pythons to Rob Gas Station”- Well, it certainly wasn’t an… armed…robbery…
“Guy in a Subaru Allegedly Does $45,000 Worth of Damage to Popular Maine Ski Resort”- I don’t even understand how this was even possible?
“Professor sues William Paterson University after priceless, rare fossils were dumped in a landfill”- Nooooo, omg.
“Florida woman sued for taking over NYC co-op in trendy neighborhood and trying to sell it for $1.4M — but blames city official for scheme”- NY real estate always has the wildest scandal.
“She Went On A Date With A Guy Who Loudly Lied To Everyone In An Upscale Restaurant About Winning $475,000 At A Fishing Tournament”- Honestly this sounds
“TikTokers confessed the lies they used to get millions of followers before the U.S. blackout: Now they’re backtracking as angry fans blast their fake videos”- This was so funny.
“Goodbye to ‘bags fly free’ on Southwest Airlines, the last freebie in America”- Welp, another airline I’m angry at.
“Prince Harry's visa file to be made public after bombshell ruling by judge amid claims he lied about drug use”- On the heels of Meghan’s show getting slammed, this couple is definitely going through it.

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