Fur babies, partying pilot returns & the KFC blurb👀🍿🧃
Hi Wrecklings!
Long time no talk ;) just kidding, hope you enjoyed the much-delayed issue I sent over on Sunday. Didn’t want that one to go to waste.
“British Airways pilot back in the skies after snorting drugs off woman's br3asts before flight”- Fun fact, I looked into becoming a pilot a few years ago and it would have cost ~$150k in student loans.
“Amazon Will Listen to All Your Voice Recordings If You Use Alexa+”- This feels so apocalyptic.
“Bulgarian team apologizes after holding a minute’s silence for former player who isn’t dead”- Lmao, whoops.
“Controversy erupts over Ferrari’s new new line of merchandise for F1 Chinese GP”- WHO APPROVED THESE???
“Generation Fido: Millennials are raising pets instead of kids. It's not going well for the pets”- This is the most millennial article.
“Expedia Hotel Cancels Booking Over ‘Too Low’ Rate, Sparks Outrage”- Legit, corporations aren’t even pretending to give any f*cks about their customers.
“5 Rolls-Royces and $638K in mattresses: How prosecutors say director Carl Rinsch ripped off Netflix and went spending”- Disgusting how people are given that much money.
“Tesla Recalls Nearly All Cybertrucks Over Stainless Steel Panels Falling Off”- Anytime I have imposter syndrome, I’m going to think about how the Cybertruck isn’t even roadworthy.
“From family home to nightclub: landlord's jaw-dropping discovery turns heads”- Honestly I wouldn’t even be mad, just impressed.
“Fire Erupts at Walt Disney World’s Epcot Theme Park amid Busy Spring Break Season, Forcing Guests to Be Evacuated from a Ride”- That must have been surreal seeing imperfection at Disney.
“Pirate's Booty founder stages Long Island mutiny, declares he's mayor and tries to fire village staff”- A mutiny? How on-brand.
“Doctor investigated after smuggling his pet cat into hospital for CAT scan”- This man deserves all the good things.
“KFC Lures Gen Z Into Its Bizarre Cult—And Doesn't Care if It's Polarizing”- Considering a TikTok popped up the other day talking about how fast food chains were serving people (in the product), don’t love this video!
More Serious Stories
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“A New Documentary Shines a Light on the Dark Side of Kidfluencer Culture”
“The Conservative Women’s Magazine With Big Ambitions, and S3x Tips for Wives”
“Janitor pleads guilty in case of urinating in coworker's water bottle, court documents show”
“Woman says United Airlines crew tried to make her remove son's ventilator”
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