GoF*ckYourself sale, Care Bear battles & the $56M wedding criminal 👀🍿🧃
How is it already December? This means there will be only two more 2023 Wreck Lists (taking a break between Xmas and NYE). Insanity.
“Bride in viral $56M ‘wedding of the century’ deletes TikTok account as new hubby faces charges for allegedly firing at cops”- An intimate Maroon 5 performance is a choice.
“Olympian snowboarder sentenced in YouTube airplane crash stunt”- The audacity of this plan.
''Okta hackers stole data on all customer support users in major breach''- Whoops, that was a seriously optimistic initial assessment.
“The streaming apocalypse is nigh. Some are preparing their storm shelters now.”- I felt this way about being unable to watch Britney’s Crossroads in any capacity over the last few years (I’m not the only one).
''The Golden Bachelor’s Not-So-Golden Past''- I’m avoiding spoilers here like the plague, but I hear there’s some interesting revelations here.
Mixed feelings on influencer parent things:
''Care Bears And Other Classic Toys Are Back In Vogue, Sparking ‘Fist Fights’ Over Licensing Rights''- I’m all about whatever results in more My Little Pony office supplies.
''A popular female coding influencer's Instagram is apparently run by a man''- Terrible, and somehow not at all surprising.
''Cristiano Ronaldo sued for $1 billion after promoting NFTs from crypto exchange Binance''- Given all of Binance’s recent troubles, I don’t know if “cooking” is a smart choice to use in relation to it.
“Police charge director of Miss Nicaragua pageant with running ‘beauty queen coup’ plot”- This is a movie I would watch.
''The Cybertruck Is a Disappointment Even to Cybertruck Superfans''- Being a Cybertruck superfan is like being a Mets fan, constant disappointment.
“The Quantified C1it: This Urologist Is Making a Smart Wearable for the C1itoris”- Not scandalous, but definitely worth a read. The Minions inclusion made me lol.
🔏''People Are Ditching Dating Apps to Find Love on…Duolingo?''- Props to the people that had luck using Yelp to connect with other singles.
More Serious Stories
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“Famous poet Molly Brodak had a secret life as a 'serial cheater' who had affair with a student days after her wedding to author husband - and he only found out while preparing slideshow for her funeral after her suicide”
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