GoF*ckYourself sale, Care Bear battles & the $56M wedding criminal 👀🍿🧃

Hi Wrecklings!

How is it already December? This means there will be only two more 2023 Wreck Lists (taking a break between Xmas and NYE). Insanity.

• “Bride in viral $56M ‘wedding of the century’ deletes TikTok account as new hubby faces charges for allegedly firing at cops”- An intimate Maroon 5 performance is a choice.

• “Olympian snowboarder sentenced in YouTube airplane crash stunt”- The audacity of this plan.

• ''Okta hackers stole data on all customer support users in major breach''- Whoops, that was a seriously optimistic initial assessment.

• “The streaming apocalypse is nigh. Some are preparing their storm shelters now.”- I felt this way about being unable to watch Britney’s Crossroads in any capacity over the last few years (I’m not the only one).

• ''The Golden Bachelor’s Not-So-Golden Past''- I’m avoiding spoilers here like the plague, but I hear there’s some interesting revelations here.

• Mixed feelings on influencer parent things:

  • ''Surat-based influencer makes daughter sit on floor during family lunch because of her period, sparks outrage''

  • ''Social media stage mom pulls daughter out of school to become a full-time influencer''

• ''Care Bears And Other Classic Toys Are Back In Vogue, Sparking ‘Fist Fights’ Over Licensing Rights''- I’m all about whatever results in more My Little Pony office supplies.

• ''A popular female coding influencer's Instagram is apparently run by a man''- Terrible, and somehow not at all surprising.

• ''Cristiano Ronaldo sued for $1 billion after promoting NFTs from crypto exchange Binance''- Given all of Binance’s recent troubles, I don’t know if “cooking” is a smart choice to use in relation to it.

• “Police charge director of Miss Nicaragua pageant with running ‘beauty queen coup’ plot”- This is a movie I would watch.

• ''The Cybertruck Is a Disappointment Even to Cybertruck Superfans''- Being a Cybertruck superfan is like being a Mets fan, constant disappointment.

• “The Quantified C1it: This Urologist Is Making a Smart Wearable for the C1itoris”- Not scandalous, but definitely worth a read. The Minions inclusion made me lol.

• 🔏''People Are Ditching Dating Apps to Find Love on…Duolingo?''- Props to the people that had luck using Yelp to connect with other singles.

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More Serious Stories

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• “Famous poet Molly Brodak had a secret life as a 'serial cheater' who had affair with a student days after her wedding to author husband - and he only found out while preparing slideshow for her funeral after her suicide”

• ''Meet the 'Entrepreneur of Hate' Behind the Rise Of Canadian Neo-Nazi Fight Clubs''

• ''Trolls Tricked the QAnon Queen’s Followers Into Volunteering to Kill''

• ''Citi Is Sued Over S3x Abuse. Before 2022, It Would Have Been a Secret.''

• ''French police arrest yoga guru in connection with alleged rap3, human trafficking and kidnapping scheme''

• ''Florida GOP chairman Christian Ziegler - who is accused of rap3 - 'turned up at victim's home after she cancelled ménage a trois when his Moms for Liberty wife backed out'''

• ''Korean True Crime Fan Who Murdered Tutor 'Out of Curiosity' Sentenced to Life in Prison''

• ''Dave Hollis death: Disney executive destroyed his life by becoming an INFLUENCER, triggering marriage split and outburst at daughter, before dying during drugs binge while glued to his phone''

• ''Mod That Makes ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ Less Gay Gets Nuked After Players Revolt''

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