Goodbye Monday muffins, poop school & the Walter White of police ššæš§
Hi Wrecklings!
Iām super psyched to see the Barbie trailer hitā also this Barbie selfie generator is has some really good taglines.

āWant an A in His Class? You Had Better Go Viral.ā- Iād have been ALL over this class as a college student.
āTicketmaster Pissed Off the Wrong Gothā- Could this be The Cure we need to end Ticketmasterās reign of terror?
āFrank founder Charlie Javice, who allegedly defrauded JPMorgan out of $175 million, hit with federal chargesā- How did she think this was going to end? Or, she just remained bold that her track record of lies would continue to go undetectedā¦
āApparently, Taylor Swiftās Tour Merch Looks That Way on Purposeā- For $65, Iād be super spicy.
āGoogle to cut down on employee laptops, services and staplers for āmulti-yearā savingsā- Oh no, not the Monday muffins.
''Disney Reportedly Axing Metaverse Division Amidst Company Restructuring''- The metaverse is suddenly a place no one wants to be in anymore.
āA Chinese actor went viral for a meme photo of him chilling on a couch. Now he's made $1.1 million by suing companies who used his image without consent.ā- Iām here for this, good for him.
āAritzia sued over hot pink sculptures by artist claiming they're 'identical' copies of his workā- Yikes, he certainly has a point.
āMSG, James Dolan sued for tech āprofit-motivatedā use to ban enemiesā- Who are the publicists commenting things like āthis is the dumbest suit yetā?
''Cop Union Exec Busted in Drug Import Scheme Tried to Blame Her Housekeeper''- Not even āthe grandma of the Police Officersā Associationā can be trusted, apparently.
''This School Teaches People How To Poop Properly''- An interesting read, but not for those easily grossed out.
''Two Men Have Pleaded Guilty To Cheating During A Fishing Competition''- These guys are offishally in trouble.
''When Youāre Polyamorous, Figuring Out Whoās Paying For What Can Be Complicated''- Not scandal but a super interesting read!
''Emily in prison? French influencers could face up to two years in jail''- I like the general premise of needing to disclose filters/photoshop but the punishment seems over the top.
''Bed Bath & Beyond is sued by ousted CEO over unpaid severance''- Of course āmeme stocksā are now a thing.
''US regulator sues top crypto exchange Binance, CEO for 'willful evasion'''- So⦠Binance wasnāt supposed to be catering to American usersā¦? This⦠is surprising.
''Wendyās customer hospitalized after ordering cheeseburger sues food fast chain''- Nightmare fuel.
''Netflix Sued Over āNo Limitā Film That Suggests Free Diver Killed His Wife''- This feels like how Law and Orderās cases are āripped from the headlinesā but donāt (apparently) portray any real-life people or events.
š''The Influencer Industry Is Having an Existential Crisis''- A union of influencers sounded weird until I remembered that itās possible for actors, soā¦
More Serious Stories
We realize some of these can be triggering for some readers, so feel free to skip! Also, sometimes we use weird letter subs so weāre not flagged as gross spam email.
These are some weirdly insane pieces, worth a read:
''Magic Didnāt Fix Maya Milleteās Marriage, So Prosecutors Say Her Husband Killed Her''
''Sp3rm donor sued for increasing 'accidental inc3st' risk after allegedly fathering 500 kids''
''Russia Detained A Journalist From The Wall Street Journal On Spying Accusations''
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