Goodbye Monday muffins, poop school & the Walter White of police 👀🍿🧃

Hi Wrecklings!

I’m super psyched to see the Barbie trailer hit— also this Barbie selfie generator is has some really good taglines.

Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer

NEW: Twitter hasn’t paid thousands of dollars in charitable donations that employees made in 2022, around the time of the acquisition. The money was taken out of employee paychecks but never reached the organizations. Benevity, the third-party platform that is used to facilitate… https://t.co/2ntgkx8BpH

• “Want an A in His Class? You Had Better Go Viral.”- I’d have been ALL over this class as a college student.

• “Ticketmaster Pissed Off the Wrong Goth”- Could this be The Cure we need to end Ticketmaster’s reign of terror?

• “Frank founder Charlie Javice, who allegedly defrauded JPMorgan out of $175 million, hit with federal charges”- How did she think this was going to end? Or, she just remained bold that her track record of lies would continue to go undetected…

• “Apparently, Taylor Swift’s Tour Merch Looks That Way on Purpose”- For $65, I’d be super spicy.

• “Google to cut down on employee laptops, services and staplers for ‘multi-year’ savings”- Oh no, not the Monday muffins.

• ''Disney Reportedly Axing Metaverse Division Amidst Company Restructuring''- The metaverse is suddenly a place no one wants to be in anymore.

• “A Chinese actor went viral for a meme photo of him chilling on a couch. Now he's made $1.1 million by suing companies who used his image without consent.”- I’m here for this, good for him.

• “Aritzia sued over hot pink sculptures by artist claiming they're 'identical' copies of his work”- Yikes, he certainly has a point.

• “MSG, James Dolan sued for tech ‘profit-motivated’ use to ban enemies”- Who are the publicists commenting things like “this is the dumbest suit yet”?

• ''Cop Union Exec Busted in Drug Import Scheme Tried to Blame Her Housekeeper''- Not even “the grandma of the Police Officers’ Association” can be trusted, apparently.

• ''This School Teaches People How To Poop Properly''- An interesting read, but not for those easily grossed out.

• ''Two Men Have Pleaded Guilty To Cheating During A Fishing Competition''- These guys are offishally in trouble.

• ''When You’re Polyamorous, Figuring Out Who’s Paying For What Can Be Complicated''- Not scandal but a super interesting read!

• ''Emily in prison? French influencers could face up to two years in jail''- I like the general premise of needing to disclose filters/photoshop but the punishment seems over the top.

• ''Bed Bath & Beyond is sued by ousted CEO over unpaid severance''- Of course “meme stocks” are now a thing.

• ''US regulator sues top crypto exchange Binance, CEO for 'willful evasion'''- So… Binance wasn’t supposed to be catering to American users…? This… is surprising.

• ''Wendy’s customer hospitalized after ordering cheeseburger sues food fast chain''- Nightmare fuel.

• ''Netflix Sued Over ‘No Limit’ Film That Suggests Free Diver Killed His Wife''- This feels like how Law and Order’s cases are “ripped from the headlines” but don’t (apparently) portray any real-life people or events.

• 🔏''The Influencer Industry Is Having an Existential Crisis''- A union of influencers sounded weird until I remembered that it’s possible for actors, so…

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More Serious Stories

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• These are some weirdly insane pieces, worth a read:

  • ''The Meltdown of a Gay Bank- What went wrong when an LGBTQ+ start-up set out to disrupt finance.''

  • ''Inside the Wild Claims Against Paris Hilton-Backed Tech Firm Everyrealm''

• ''Magic Didn’t Fix Maya Millete’s Marriage, So Prosecutors Say Her Husband Killed Her''

• ''Sp3rm donor sued for increasing 'accidental inc3st' risk after allegedly fathering 500 kids''

• ''Hundreds Of Passengers Have Said They Were S3xually Assaulted On Cruise Ships. Their Stories Highlight Years Of Lax Security, Critics Say.''

• “Conservatives Aim to Build a Chatbot of Their Own”

• ''Russia Detained A Journalist From The Wall Street Journal On Spying Accusations''

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