Jesus chatbot, $1500 Trader Joes tote & thanking our robot overlords 👀🍿🧃
Hi Wrecklings!
I’ve been listening to Don’t Cross Kat- the podcast about the Brazilian influencer that was accused of doing all sorts of insane things.
“Wendy’s Roasts Katy Perry’s 10-Minute Space Trip: ‘Can We Send Her Back?’”- Idk, I’m also not convinced they actually went to space.
“Tennis player Harriet Dart apologizes for saying opponent should put on deodorant during match”- Rude.
“Bride late to her own wedding stopped by officer after driving 105 mph in a 45” - Well she definitely had a good reason.
“Influencer Who Sparked Backlash for Reselling Viral Trader Joe's Totes for $1500 Says Price Reflects 'Demand'“- Where does this level of audacity come from? I could use a dab of it.
“Sam Altman Admits That Saying "Please" and "Thank You" to ChatGPT Is Wasting Millions of Dollars in Computing Power”- Yeah but how else are we going to make sure our robot overlords are kind to us when they take over the world?
Coachella being insufferable as always:
“Revolve Hit With $50M Lawsuit Over “Undisclosed” Influencer Deals”- Maybe that’s why their Coachella presence seemed more budget-conscious this year.
“Jesus returns as an AI INFLUENCER who you can video call in real-time - but, there's a catch”- This is the weirdest timeline.
“N.Y.C. Influencer Gets PR Package from Chipotle. She Is Absolutely Shocked by What She Finds”- Annoyinggggg.
“Bentley Denver sued after fake transport company allegedly stole $218K Ferrari”- The creativity never stops.
“JPMorgan Chase Is Suing More Customers Allegedly Tied to the Viral 'Infinite Money Glitch' Scam”- Bad ideas on the internet are exactly that.
More Serious Stories
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“Woman dies and another in hospital after cryotherapy session at Paris gym”
“Elon Musk 'offered to impregnate glamorous influencer then retaliated when she turned him down'“
“Dead Women Are Turning Up in New England Beach Towns. Police Deny a Pattern, But Locals Fear a Serial Killer”
“'Andrew Tate phenomena' surges in schools - with boys refusing to talk to female teacher”
“A Gen Alpha Kid-Influencer "Content House" Has Gone Viral. Should People Be Concerned?”
“Discord gets sued for allegedly violating child safety laws”
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