MDMA gnome, dead salmon hats & a bathroom stowaway👀🍿🧃
Hi Wrecklings!
For our American Wrecklings, hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving!
“Dutch police find gnome made of MDMA during drug bust”- If it also mentioned it was 4 POUNDS, this would be the perfect headline.
“Bananas in Pyjamas kidnapped and held for ransom by mafia”- This is WILD.
“Tesla Cybertruck Immediately Dies in Canadian Winter – Owner Bricks the Truck Trying to Use the Defroster, Says ‘In Love to Heartbroken on the Same Day’”- I remain glad I didn’t end up ordering mine, I mean, aside from that payment definitely not being startup founder-budget friendly…
“South Korea’s largest K-pop agency loses $423 million in value as girl group NewJeans set to part ways”- Here’s hoping they diversified their talent portfolio.
“Founder of AI education chatbot charged with defrauding investors of $10 million”- Claiming you make $3.7M in revenue when it’s actually $11k is… wild.
“Ex-Google CEO Eric Schmidt Sounds Alarm On ‘Perfect’ AI Girlfriends And Their Impact On Relationships”- Who needs Black Mirror when it’s becoming reality.
“Chinese man sends $550K & family’s life savings to streamer so she’d call him “bro””- See the article above.
“Cruise Passengers Use Hunger Strike to Protest Lack of Full Refund”- Ok, I’d be so mad if I paid a lot of money just to hang out on a boat
“Stowaway flew aboard Delta flight from New York to Paris after evading airline checkpoints at JFK”- Creative but yikes on this not being caught.
“‘Sacrificed' for the Crown: King Charles 'Used' Prince Harry to 'Make Himself Look Better' After Camilla Affair Scandal”- Poor Harry, this wouldn’t shock me at all.
“Crypto entrepreneur eats banana art he bought for $6.2m”- This is a disgusting accidental statement on world hunger while people like this exist.
“Wearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas, After A 37-Year Break”- The one fashion story I’m excited about this year.
“Drake Threatened Legal Action to Get His 'Degrassi' Character 'Out of the Wheelchair': Show's Writer”- A nostalgic throwback some might appreciate.
“Connecticut Couple Accused of Stealing $1 Million Worth of Lululemon Products Across 5 States”- That’s an impressive amount of stealing.
“Florida inmate has 'miracle' baby by using air vent to get pregnant: 'Like Virgin Mary'“- That’s certainly creative!
An appetite for chaos:
“Macy's delays earnings to complete investigation into a worker hiding over $130 million in expenses”- That is… not a good look.
More Serious Stories
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“Montreal mall criticized for using Baby Shark song to deter homeless people”
“Butterball facing Thanksgiving turkey boycott as disgusting s3x abuse allegations resurface”
“IHOP server of 13 years says she was fired after giving man in need a stack of pancakes”
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