Offensive candle, an eBay ban & a speeding Cookie Monster 👀🍿🧃
Hi Wrecklings!
Y’all watching Love Is Blind? I can’t get enough of that garbage.
“Former top FTX executive Ryan Salame has updated his LinkedIn profile. His new role? Prison inmate”- Can’t wait for the "What jail taught me about SaaS sales post.
“Antique seller banned on eBay for "illicit" 1880s cast iron item”- Love some super niche drama (that also ends well).
Darwinism & social media:
“Bath & Body Works Not Dreamin' of a White Christmas!!! Pulls Candle W/KKK Hood-Like Design”- How did this make it through an entire chain of command?
“Tesla Shares Plummet Following Elon Musk's "Disappointing" Robotaxi Event”- If it follows the CyberTruck path, the Robotaxi will definitely be a complete bust.
“‘When You Get Famous, Are You Gonna Fix Your Teeth?’”- The thought of needing to go through the process of turning your teeth into little nubs makes me want to vomit.
“Qantas Apologizes for Forcing Entire Flight to Watch Sexually Explicit ‘Daddio’”- Another hilarious publicist task.
“Man learns he’s being dumped via “dystopian” AI summary of texts”- So dystopian.
“Rebecca Minkoff Says There’s ‘Nothing Weird’ About Scientology”- Definitely not!
“Roblox: Inflated Key Metrics For Wall Street And A P3dophil3 Hellscape For Kids”- Curious…
“Fast and Fur-ious: Driver dressed as Cookie Monster caught speeding in Germany”- This person is my hero.
“South Park creator Matt Stone asks if Sam Altman does anything other than 'go on podcasts'“- Valid question.
More Serious Stories
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“TikToker Molly Rutter Sparks Outrage With Haunted House Video”
“‘Chicken Run’ Studio Aardman Cuts Jobs After Posting $720,000 Loss Amid Market “Challenges””
“Elevator door was ‘broken’ during Colorado mine tour accident that killed 1 and trapped 12”
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