Thinx are toxic, olive oil fraud & self-destructing TVs ššæš§
Hi Wrecklings!
I just started watching MILF Manor and let me tell you, the premise of the show is absolutely JAW DROPPING. I donāt even think my trash-loving brain can watch it. So, on to this weekās news!
ā For our readers born with uteruses, important to flag that if you own Thinx, it might be time to throw them outā it just settled a class-action due to its products allegedly containing harmful chemicals linked to fertility issues and some cancers. ā
Also this week is a story thatās a š of corporate disaster scam stories. This is the perfect example of just š©š¼āš³š ššæš§.
''JPMorgan shutters website it paid $175 million for, accuses founder of inventing millions of accounts''- We need a documentary STAT.
''Carta, previously sued for gender discrimination, is now suing its former CTO''- Messy, messy, messy.
''The $3,000 totally wireless Displace TV is the definition of CES absurdity''- This is like a product that would have been in the HBO show, Silicon Valley, to parody tech releases.
''KFC Thailand promotes fried chicken incense sticks for CNY, gets flak for being inappropriate''- It seems like a no-brainer but this is why proper representation in the rooms where these choices are being made is important.
It seems that these execs arenāt even trying:
''In leaked audio, Cheddar bosses address newsroom burnout and outline their goals, but offer no concrete solutions for declining morale and ongoing exits''- Imagine being brought in to solve a huge problem and then telling your employees your plan is to ākind of rely on all of you to come up with ideas and talk to us.ā š.
''Ubisoft CEO tells staff the ball is in their court to turn the company around''- Ah yes, the good old, if-we-all-spend-a-little-less-on-work-trip-dinners-weāll-improve-our-companyās-performance line
''Itās the Coolest Rock Show in Ann Arbor. And Almost Everyone There Is Over 65.''- Not scandal, but everyone should know about āthe silver tsunamiā because this is the best thing ever.
''Sam Bankman-Fried launches Substack: āI didnāt steal funds, and I certainly didnāt stash billions awayā''- My only reaction, especially when seeing that his ārecord of FTX USās balance sheetā was essentially a basic GoogleSheets table:
''Dio Mio! Michael Bay Accused of Italian Birdslaughterā- Hmmā¦seems like the PR statement isnāt lying if it were a random pigeonā¦
''āAlmond Momsā Can Promote Disordered Eating. Hereās How TikTokers Are Calling Out This Toxic Behavior.''- My mom carries around almonds in a Mentos tin for whenever sheās hungryā¦meanwhile bags of Cheetos are more my thing.
''Are beauty influencer brands falling out of fashion?''- Hopefully, the trend of influencers launching lines they clearly had no hand in developing were just money-grabs.
''Food fraud secretly infiltrates kitchens across America''- This reminds me of this incredible piece about the shady, underground truffle market.
''Just How Common Is Corporate Fraud?''- Thereās a tidbit in here about FTX having advertised on the little slips of paper in fortune cookiesā¦
Itās just a matter of time until itās revealed that George Santos is actually just two awful children in a coat:
''UKās youngest ever lottery winner says she āwouldnāt wish it on anyoneā''- To be fair, I would have completely ruined my life if Iād won the lottery at 17.
āIndependent Chicago bookstore ownerās tweet venting over $800 return goes viralā- I hope this personās friends find out it was them and their attempt to look well-read completely backfires.
To no oneās shock, thereās Elon and Twitter stories. Also def not related but 12Ft Ladder is a site I really like. š
āExtremely Hardcoreā- Curious to see how long the Musk bros continue to insist Elonās a tremendous genius because dang, that argument isnāt holding up well.
āTwitter is auctioning off office supplies, including a pizza oven and neon bird signā- Imagine paying $22k for a giant Twitter logo.
š ''Dr. Elon & Mr. Musk: Life Inside Teslaās Production Hell''
''Reports: Twitterās sudden third-party client lockouts were intentional''
''Popular Tech Site Has Been Publishing AI-Written Articles For Months''- Welp, so much for journalistic integrity.
''The Extraordinary Rise and Fall of the Covid Billionaires''- Mmm ya, and theyāre all still billionaires so I donāt feel badly for them.
''Nobody Wants To Buy The Ugly Crypto House''- Well this house didnāt age wellā¦
''Cancelled D&D Beyond Subscriptions Forced Hasbro's Hand''- I love how swiftly fandoms come together to pressure change.
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