Sad Meta interns, frozen pizza hustle & Billy McFarland's back đđżđ§
While Steve Jobs' daughter throws shade and saves us money
Hi Wrecklings! Weâre down a queen (a problematic one at that) this week. Also a little late to the party, but the legendary Dionne Warwick chimed in about Leonardo DiCaprio and itâs đ„. Give her social media person a raise!

âNFT Psycho Advocates Turning Players From 'Developing' Nations Into NPCsâ- Gross. This feels oddly like Westworld, but somehow even worse.
âEXCLUSIVE: Fake heiress Anna Sorokin calls out reporters who treat her like she's crazy during surprise lecture to Columbia journalism students - who say she doesn't sound anything like Netflix Annaâ- What question would you ask Anna if you were given the opportunity?
âSteve Jobs Daughter's Jab At New iPhone 14...It's the Same As My 13!!!â- Well this helped me determine my next upgrade, since unsurprisingly around the iPhone 14 announcement my phoneâs performance has been đ
âTrump Tried to Pay His Lawyer With a Horse and I Have Some Questionsâ- Because of course he did.
âAn influencer and OnlyFans star is facing backlash after saying 'nobody wants to work these days'â- Mind-boggling how such tone-deaf people manage to have 4.8 million followers.
âMost Hollywood assistants still make less than $50,000 a year, report findsâ- While this is an already low salary, once you factor in the amount of completely insane things assistants are asked to do, itâs nowhere close to what they should be making.
âGoogle is reportedly cracking down on employee travel, telling managers to nix happy hours and other team meetupsâ- I donât know that too many people are going to be mourning less team meetups, especially if it means avoiding rounds of future layoffs.
âMom accused of throwing âSatanicâ birthday party for 1-year-oldâ- Of course of all the offensive theme parties being thrown, the NYPost is upset about this one.
ââThis man is living in the futureâ: Man buys frozen pizzas from Walmart and sells them on DoorDash. He gets 5-star reviewsâ- Spoof or not, this dude seems like he has a future in marketing.
âI Spent the Day in a Giant BrewDog and Saw the Depressing Future of Pubsâ- Podcast studios? Zoom rooms? I canât decide if Iâd hate this or itâd become my go-to workplace.
âBilly McFarland Is Out of Jail and Ready for His Next Moveâ- Iâm hoping Billyâs really turned over a new leaf but not holding my breath, either.
The Kardashians kontinue to kause konflict:
âInside a highly lucrative, ethically questionable essay-writing serviceâ- They couldnât find a better situation to compare themselves to than gun manufacturers?
âInterns thought they could count on return offers. Then Meta dropped them.â- If Meta employees arenât wearing hoodies to the office anymore⊠what are they wearing? What about the Patagonia vests?
âInstagram Stumbles in Push to Mimic TikTok, Internal Documents Showâ- I feel like Instagram needs to just own the photo-posting amongst friends space vs. videos? Iâm always watching TikTok videos but then hop over to Instagram to see what friends are up toâ and I donât necessarily want the two platforms to become the same.
âRunaway chimpanzee returned to Ukrainian zoo on a bikeâ- omg but she only agreed to return âafter zookeepers offered her a raincoat, a hug and a bike rideâ which honestly sounds like a delightful package.
đâThe Knot is losing its shine as the best place for wedding vendors to advertiseâ- Behind a paywall but for those of you that canât access, I particularly love the story behind disgruntled customers are getting out of their The Knot contracts, âChanging all the photos and information on their listings to negative reviews of The Knot violates the terms of their contracts, forcing the company to terminate their accounts.â
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âHer dadâs killing made headlines. Now sheâs creating content about it.â
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