Sneaky Yeezys, Bird lies & fixers of the insanely wealthy 👀🍿🧃
No shortage of news this week, so buckle up.
The world of crypto is in another tailspin because of one shady nerd:
“Inside the very millennial life of 'bankrupt' FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried: Teetotal vegan gamer, 30, who claims to sleep four hours a night on a BEANBAG in his Bahamas penthouse that is also his office (which he shares with nine co-workers)”
“Inside the Hell of Purchasing Taylor Swift ‘Eras Tour’ Tickets: Crashes, Queues and Crying”- A good percentage of TikTok was collectively melting down about all this today.
“Detective Leah Remini Just Dropped Another Scientology Bombshell”- Leah Remini is my hero and should be protected at all costs (because I am worried about the people she’s absolutely pissing off).
“Anna ‘Delvey’ Sorokin Spills About Her Next Act—Dinner Parties on House Arrest”- With Caroline Calloway no longer hosting her salons in NYC, seems like Anna’s apartment is going to be the new influscammer (can we make that a word?) event spot.
“An influencer and OnlyFans star said she had no choice but to spend $10,000 on 2 Harry Styles concert tickets because she wanted to sit close to the stage”- It’s cute to see how out-of-touch wealthy folks are with everyone else’s reality.
“The Fixers Who Do the Impossible for the Filthy Rich”- Again, cute! So out-of-touch!
“Jacqueline Fernandez: The Bollywood actress caught up in a 'gifts scandal'“- Writing this newsletter has made me realize how frequently horses are gifted to other people. Wild.
“My PR Day of Yes”- This article is the representation of why I had to transition out of public relations.
“‘Rock Star’ Con Artist Ran Wild. Then He Met Dick Vitale.”- It’s wild that with a lot of confidence, audacity, and some luck— it’s relatively easy to become a massive con artist.
“Project Veritas Sues Ex-Staffer-Turned-P0rn Star for Leaking Company Secrets”- This feels like a documentary waiting to happen.
“The Most Seductive Chef in Miami Is Turning Brunch Into P0rn”- While this would be my absolute nightmare, I’m not gonna yuck people’s yums.
“One Couple Was Charged $10 Every Time They Locked A Room, And 10 More Hidden Airbnb Fee Stories”- Long overdue on the fee transparency!
“Crypto, for cool girls”- Ya, and us cool girls are now also poorer girls.
“Bird tells SEC it overstated revenue for two years”- It probably didn’t help that scooters were also being tossed into rivers.
Twitter’s spiral continues:
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