Super gremlin energy, hidden heels & a serial wedding crasher

Hi Wrecklings!

I’d be remiss if I didn’t acknowledge the unspeakable atrocities happening in Israel at the moment and flag this excellent list of ways to help the victims.

These transitions are always awkward so uh…

• “Now Coldplay lawsuit turns bitter as ex-manager Dave Holmes accuses Chris Martin's band of 'making up' tales of mishaps and 'ethical lapses' from their world tour as both sides sue each other for millions”- Ah, with all their exorbitant fees, nice to see Live Nation is casually giving $30M loans.

• ''90 Day Fiancé' Leida Margaretha Arrested In Wisconsin... Allegedly Used Her Job To Steal Thousands Of $$$''- OG 90DF fans will appreciate this one.

• ''Is Ron DeSantis Wearing Hidden Platform Heels Inside His Stupid Ugly Boots? An Investigation''- Yes.

• There’s lot of drama in the gaming world (again):

  • ''ChatGPT was used to write Gollum game apology, it’s claimed''

  • ''Ex-Dragon Age Devs Sue BioWare Over Denying Full Severance''

• ''Men Are Cheating With AI Instagram Bots, Because Men''- I thank ChatGPT so I can’t comment on people interacting with AI.

• ''Biden’s dog Commander no longer at White House after biting incidents''- Biting coworkers so you don’t have to go into the office anymore? Solid approach.

• ''Hosts are eager for more support after Airbnb CEO Brian Chesky says 'we need to get our house in order'''- They finally realized people didn’t want to pay the cost of a hotel room to do their own post-stay cleaning.

• This FTX trial is unveiling so much trash:

  • ''FTX Employees Found Alameda’s Secret Backdoor Months Before Collapse''

  • ''Here’s How FTX Executives Secretly Spent $8 Billion in Customer Money''

  • ''Sam Bankman-Fried sent Caroline Ellison a list of pros and cons on being in a physical relationship with him and cited his 'lack of empathy' as a negative, new biography reveals''

• ''A Brooklyn Café That Said No More Influencers''- Good, that sounds insufferable.

• ''Chipotle Customers Slam Chain for Rising Prices and 'Chaotic' Restaurants in Viral Video: 'Wanted to Be Out of There Literally as Fast as Possible'''- Naturally, that’s why I’m Team Moe’s.

• ''Want to be an influencer? There’s now a college degree for that''- And there’s already a “Digital Hustle” class.

• ''The 'mentally unwell, sad girl, sleepy girl' archetype of influencers: One creator urges young girls to have discernment when consuming this content''- Love the openness of discussing mental health but the influencers need to stop uploading photos of themselves crying.

• ''Lana Del Rey Responds To Christian Influencer Who Accused Her Of Witchcraft''- SUPER GREMLIN ENERGY 💀

• ''Alleged serial wedding crasher takes the cake and the cash at Mississippi wedding, family says''- Flawless headline.

  ''Colorado Casino Sued After Card Counting Controversy''- Some people keep track of hundreds of cards and some people forget what they ate for breakfast (me, yay).

• ''Two-time IndyCar champion Alex Palou sued for at least $23 million by McLaren Racing''- This must be… driving… him… crazy.

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More Serious Stories

We realize some of these can be triggering for some readers, so feel free to skip! Also, sometimes we use weird letter subs so we’re not flagged as gross spam email.

• ''Man ordered to remain in custody over an alleged plot to kidnap and murder a British television host''

• ''23andMe User Data Stolen in Targeted Attack on Ashkenazi Jews''

• ''Racist Tweets Resurface After TikTok Influencer’s Wedding''

• ''Warrant: Co-founder of popular brewery tried to cover up involvement in deadly hit-and-run, brewery releases statement''

• The following are all unfortunately related to SA, so skip if it’s too much:

  • ''Love Is Blind Contestant Sues Over Alleged S3xu@l Assault''

  • ''Exxon shale boss arrested on s3xu@l assault allegations''

  • ''Star Trek producer Bryan Fuller sued for s3xu@l harassment on set of Queer for Fear docuseries''

  • ''Last Podcast on the Left confirms Ben Kissel is no longer with show after ex’s abuse claim as he’s removed from website''

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