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Hi Wrecklings! Guess what! Iโm finally (trying!) to regularly post to TikTok and did a whole series explaining the rise and fall of The Wing, weโd love for you to give it a look!
Also, are yโall as intrigued by this "Donโt Worry Darlingโ PR disaster as I am? Hereโs an excellent explainer thread for those unfamiliar alongside some other fun tweets.



Now, without further ado!:
โJames Van Der Beek Sues SiriusXM for Breach of Contract Over $700K Podcast Dealโ- With each podcast episode netting $17,500 plus 50% of net ad revenue, Iโd be mad about this deal falling through too.
โReal Money, Fake Musicians: Inside a Million-Dollar Instagram Verification Schemeโ- Big ups to ProPublica for this absolute ๐ฅ๐ฅ exposรฉ, the entire read is ๐ฉ๐ผโ๐ณ๐.
โS3x Workers Say Wells Fargo Is Terminating Their Accountsโ- This opens up a great opportunity for a bank willing to align with a huge customer-base.
And yet Iโm sure this guy isnโt having any issues finding a bank to keep his millions in. Gross double standard thereโ โThe reclusive owner of OnlyFans rakes in more than $500 million from the adult website in less than 2 years, report saysโ
โAn A.I.-Generated Picture Won an Art Prize. Artists Arenโt Happyโ- I donโt feel like the dude who submitted the piece was wrong, but I also feel like he was the kid in school that liked to remind the teacher if they forgot to collect homework ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ.
โPeter Thielโs Investment Firm Is Backing a Menstrual Cycle-Focused โFemtechโ Companyโ- The self-hating gay man that wants to inject young peopleโs blood into his own and believes no good came from women voting, is funding a female-focused startup? Mmmkay ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ.
โSnap CEO Evan Spiegel tells employees to prove 'the haters' wrong during an all-hands meeting. The rallying cry did not land well with staff reeling from massive layoffs.โ- Admittedly had it not been for dudes on dating apps asking for my Snap username (looool), I wouldnโt have realized Snap was even still a thing.
โThe Baffling World of MAGA Rapโ- This article reads like an SNL Stefon skitโ it has everything from lizard people, to aliens, to mall meetings.
Gross warning ๐ฉ: โWoman Claims Online Clothing Order Came with Poop Stainโ- ASOS, no. no. no. And this is all while weโre likely all slowly being poisoned by our fast fashion threads.
โA Reddit post about a s3x playlist made an 11-year-old song go viral. The DJ behind it weighs in on its success.โ- Iโm including this because I literally howled when listening to the song mentioned in the Reddit post.
โInvestigators, Citing Looting, Have Seized 27 Antiquities From the Metโ- Sprinkling some art scandal in here because โจcultureโจ.
โFlyingโs summer of hell goes out with a bangโ- Love to pay even more for the privilege of being inconvenienced. Now seems like a good time to resurface this flight attendantโs viral tweet from earlier this summer:

โIs Philly the rudest U.S. city? Only if youโre a whiny babyโ- I aspire to be as unapologetically myself as Philly does, every day.
โ#WorkingInTech Influencers Are Facing Backlash For Their Glamorous TikToks About The Industryโ- As a woman in tech, I canโt think of a worse thing to call myself than a โtech girlieโ ๐. Also, startup perks are nice, particularly when you can anticipate the timing of your layoff when the free office snacks go from beef jerky to stale Goldfish crackers (true story).
โA Russian influencer posed with what looked like a Chanel bag 5 months after cutting one up on camera in protest against the luxury brandโ- We covered this influencer destroying her Chanel bags earlier this year but looks like, psych!
โKids Yell โPoopโ At Alexa, And These Musicians Profitโ- Huh. Didnโt see the cartoon baby baby rapping while holding a beer and a cigarette coming. I really wish theyโd gotten a quote from Raffi about this trend- I feel like heโd never.
โMark Zuckerbergโs Metaverse Pitch Is Falling Flatโ- This is an absolutely BRUTAL writeup, dang.
More Serious Stories
We realize some of these can be triggering for some readers, so feel free to skip!
โComedians Tiffany Haddish and Aries Spears Accused of Child Sexual Abuseโ- Since the publishing of the original article, Tiffany has responded to the allegations.
โUnder pressure, security firm Cloudflare drops Kiwi Farms websiteโ
โBed Bath & Beyond CFO Falls To Death From Jenga Tower Amid Mass Closures, Layoffsโ
โThe Justice Department Got Creative to Rid the Army of a Self-Avowed โNaziโโ
โInside the Final Days of โThe Wendy Williams Showโโ
โYoung Scandinavians Are Sticking Nicotine Pouches Up Their A$$e$โ
โMaitland Ward: I had to try on lingerie for Disneyโs โBoy Meets Worldโ producersโ
โThe Rise of Mobile Gambling Is Leaving People Ruined and Unable to Quitโ
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