Terrible tourists, Britney Spears parasites & KimK couture chaos 👀🍿🧃
And sometimes things are just better left unsaid
Hi Wrecklings! Last week was a week- as evidenced by my forgetting to include a fun lil intro. I’m driving cross-country this week and have been listening to The Missing Crypto Queen podcast — unrelated to the absolute trash week the crypto markets are having, and the financial markets in general, RIP my 401k.
“Kim Kardashian Allegedly Damaged Marilyn Monroe Dress at Met Gala”- Not body shaming here — it seemed inevitable that such a delicate, one-of-a-kind piece would have been damaged by whoever wore it… so why’d they let KimK do it?
“Influencer is BUSTED Photoshopping her glamorous fashion shoot after fans spy a glaring mistake - so did you notice it?”- Uh, I 1000% thought the steps were some fancy art-deco design but dang, that was some insane photoshopping.
“Restaurants fed up with ‘fake’ TikTok ‘influencers’ demanding free meals”- Somehow TikTok’ers have made the “do you know who I am” move even more insufferable. Unrelated but I’ll look for any excuse to bring it up, remember when Martha Stewart was called out for posting the most unappetizing food pics?
“Where is Jenna Marbles Now? The Internet Darling Who Became Persona Non Grata”- Nothing super groundbreaking here but it’s an interesting read if you watched Jenna Marbles way back when.
“Larry Ellison’s Lanai Isn’t for You—or the People Who Live There”- A fascinating and heartbreaking read, with a very 👀🍿🧃 Tom Cruise allegation in there.
“The Office Hero Who Used a 'Pasta Pass' to Buy His Coworkers $5,000 Worth Of Olive Garden”- Not all heroes wear capes. Wonder if he’s single, for a friend (obviously).
“‘There is no correct answer’: Influencer’s video on buying, selling kidneys sparks debate”- I liked the “are there more wheels or doors in the world” debate more.
“Jamie Lynn Spears And Her Mom Publicly Celebrated Britney Spears’ ‘Special And Sentimental’ Wedding Despite Not Being Invited Amid Their Messy Feud”- Britney’s family needs to stop leveraging her for clout, they’re looking like thirsty parasites.
“US tourist throws scooter down Rome’s Spanish Steps, causing €25,000 damage”- Delightful to see that some Americans feel like we’re not embarrassing ourselves enough as a country and wreak havoc in foreign places.
More Serious Stories
We realize some of these can be triggering for some readers, so feel free to skip!
“The Very Alive Woman Conspiracy Nuts Say Died of Monkeypox”
“John Oliver Exposes ‘Racist’ Arizona Senate Candidate Blake Masters”
“Lutheran church’s first openly transgender bishop resigns after racism allegations”
“TikTok Star Found Dead in Mall Parking Lot After Cryptic Video”
“Depp Influencers Are Already Creating Anti-Evan Rachel Wood Propaganda”
“Megachurch pastor arrested in sexual assault investigation”
“‘Fire Island’ and the Bechdel Test: Turning the Debacle Into a Learning Opportunity”
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