The Bernie Madoff of fashion, $3.5k advent calendar fails & Twitter's tag sale 👀🍿🧃
Big news for those of us East Coasters craving sunlight— the days are finally beginning to get longer! In the meantime, has anyone checked out Gucci Mane’s new album? It’s 80 songs (???), so the entire album is longer than Titanic.
“Sunny Balwani: Former Theranos executive gets nearly 13 years in prison"- Two more years than Elizabeth, for those of y’all keeping score at home.
''Snoop Dogg, Master P Say ‘Snoop Loopz’ Cereal Roll-out Getting Blocked: ‘They Can’t Stop Us’''- Boo, Big Cereal is a buzzkill.
''‘I’m being cut open by the fiberglass’: Man says mattress he bought from Amazon was ‘made almost entirely out of fiberglass’''- Ever since seeing stories about this, I’m terrified that this could happen with one of my mattresses.
“A Recession Looms Over the Posh World of Influencers''- Admittedly I like my influencers promoting attainable products and fashion.
''Wirecard bosses' fraud trial begins after scandal that rocked Germany''- This feels like one of those corporate nightmares that’s ripe for a documentary…oh wait, it already is one.
''South Koreans are about to get a year or two younger, thanks to a new law''- I love these kinds of cultural differences across the world.
'‘Middleman’ in Harvard Fencing Coach Bribery Scandal Details Alleged Payment Schemes at Day 2 of Trial''- The effort it took this man to hide these bribes seems exponential compared to what it would it may have taken his son to actually just get in fairly.
“'Tampa police chief quits after trying to avoid golf cart ticket''- The “… she was fired as an officer after being arrested for attacking deputies during a traffic stop before being re-hired the following year” feels like an important fact hidden at the end of the article, but mmkay.
“Twitter Auctioning Off Fancy Chairs, Espresso Machines, $10,000 Meat Slicer in HQ Clear-Out”- This comes on the heels of Twitter being investigated for “turning offices into ‘motel rooms’.”
Things in crypto are continuing to be going just great!":
“FTX co-founder Sam Bankman-Fried arrested in the Bahamas”- LMAO. Also, allegedly hours before his arrest he “denied being part of ‘Wirefraud’ chat group”
“'Billy McFarland’s grand new scheme sounds even wilder than Fyre Fest''- …what is he even talking about? Call me cynical but this sounds like another documentary-disaster waiting to happen.. So… go on.
“'An epic nightmare: Hard drinking, drug-taking and gambling, extras who took potshots at the cast, and a jailed screenwriter... 60 years on, The hellraising truth behind the making of Lawrence of Arabia''- This puts modern-day hard-partying celebs to shame, considering there’s even an alcoholic goat involved.
“Shopper reviews $3,500 Dior advent calendar and shocks thousands with what's inside: 'I'm deeply offended'“- Nice to see Dior wanted to outdo last year’s terrible Chanel advent calendar— which *only* cost $825.
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