Underground Little Caesar's Pizza, a caught serial pooper & bye bye Etsy witches 👀🍿🧃

Hi Wrecklings!

I'm heads-down on preparing for a couple of intense work weeks in advance of another Demo Day later this month so wish me luck!

• “Forbes 30 Under 30 rot deepens as glamorous fintech founder, 26, is indicted for $7M fraud scheme”

• “Unable to Stop AI, SAG-AFTRA Mulls a Studio Tax on Digital Performers”

• “Beloved Cape Cod Potato Chips factory to close in Hyannis”

• “Grindr is testing a new AI subscription called “Edge” that costs up to $6,000 a year”

• “Chinese woman causes multiple car accidents after moving traffic mirror to protect feng shui”

• “Costco’s beloved rotisserie chicken gets roasted in lawsuit over preservatives”

• “Sam Altman got exceptionally testy over Claude Super Bowl ads”

• “Hungry tourists humiliated after taking over buffet at funeral thinking it’s a restaurant”

• “Minute Maid Discontinues Frozen Juice Concentrate After 80 Years and Fans Are in Mourning”

• “Coldplay kiss cam HR exec charging $875 to attend ‘taking back the narrative’ event”

• “Lawsuit claims Boston landlord wants to evict Raising Cane’s because restaurant ‘smells like chicken fingers’”

• “Man breaks into Little Caesars twice and sells pizzas after hours, police say”

• “Kid Rock’s ‘MAGA fest’ cancelled after acts pull out”

• “South Korean crypto firm accidentally sends $44 billion in bitcoin to users”

• “Police use drone technology to catch ‘serial pooper’ in public park”

• “Ramen shop manager arrested after punching himself in the face to stage a fake $4K robbery”

• “‘Don’t jump in them’: Olympic athletes’ medals break during celebrations”

• “Etsy Witches Say Spell Casting Is No Longer Welcome on the Platform”

• “Laegreid wins bronze then confesses to affair on TV”

• “New York Ignored Its Bladders For Bad Bunny, Then 761,719 Toilets Flushed At Once Like A Team”

• “1,200 Ubisoft Employees Kicked Off Three-Day International Strike in Response to Company’s ‘Major Reset’”

• “Waymo Now Pays DoorDashers to Close Robotaxi Doors in Georgia as Passengers Leave Them Open: ‘$11.25 to Close a Door?’”

• “Amazon’s Ring cancels Flock partnership amid Super Bowl ad backlash”

• “Condom shortage hits Winter Olympics as supplies vanish in just 3 days”

• “OpenAI faces backlash after retiring seductive chatbot day before Valentine’s Day: ‘I cried pretty hard’”

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More Serious Stories

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• “Nancy Guthrie investigation”

• “Boyfriend sics ICE on undocumented partner amid dispute over $4.3 million Tribeca condo”

• “Brazilian influencer who defended US immigration crackdown arrested by ICE”

• “Food influencer behind Wishbone Kitchen says she was roofied and kidnapped at Hollywood party”

• “We had s3x in a Chinese hotel, then found we had been broadcast to thousands”

• “A spiritual guru was jailed for r@pe and murd3r. He’s out on parole for the 15th time”

• “March for Life rally among infection sites for confirmed measles cases in DC”

• “Man jailed for murd3r goes viral after worrying he’d miss GTA 6”

• “Twitch streamer rushed to ER after trying to catch falling katana by the blade”

• “France murd3r trial complicated by twin brothers with same DNA”

• “Paramedic faces charges after allegedly urinating on supervisor’s desk, in pot of chili at work”

• “Background checker for ICE arrested in pr0stitution sting, police say”

• “World champion skydiver dies at 37 after parachute fails to open in Alps”

• “British Airways passenger hands out drugged sweets to crew, 3 rushed to hospital”

• Epstein List fallout:

  • “Goldman Sachs’ top lawyer Kathy Ruemmler to resign after emails show close ties to Jeffrey Epstein”

  • “Jimmy Fallon Shelves Pasta Sauce Line After Partner Tommy Mottola’s Epstein Relationship Revealed”

  • “Casey Wasserman to sell talent agency after Epstein fallout”

  • “Niantic had to remove Epstein Island Pokémon Go Pokéstop due to surging visitors”

  • “Jeffrey Epstein and Hollywood: How the Notorious P3dophile Used Oscar Guru Peggy Siegal to Help Get Back Into High Society”

  • “Epstein Files Reveal Peter Thiel’s Elaborate Dietary Restrictions”

  • “LA 2028 Olympics chief ‘deeply regrets’ flirty emails with Ghislaine Maxwell”

• “Resurfaced Video Shows HGTV Star Using N-Word”

• “Filipino Food Influencer Dies After Eating Toxic ‘Devil Crab’ For Social Media Stunt”

• “Sydney author guilty of child @buse after book, Daddy’s Little Toy, depicted adult role-playing as toddler”

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