Willy Wonka Fyre Fest, illegal weed stores & hairless alien cats đđżđ§
Hi Wrecklings!
Iâm late to this but⊠whereâs Kate Middleton?
This week has me obsessed with this epic failure of a Willy Wonka immersive experience. For maximum effect, check out the expectation⊠Did you see it? Ok, now check out the reality (this photo also has me lolâing). More and more details keep coming outâ like each kid was given ONE jelly bean and some lemonade⊠and there was a made-up villain called The Unknown who is an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls (?!?!).
âMom loses $820,000 injuries claim after she was pictured tossing a Christmas treeâ- Dangggg.
âWoman set to marry AI hologram boyfriend who was designed based on data from all of her exesâ- I guess itâs an upgrade from the mannequinâŠ
Iâm sorry, what in the dystopian??
âCalifornia Bakery Owner 'Left High and Dry' After Tesla Reportedly Canceled $16,000 Pie Orderâ- I love that the community is rallying around them.
âSpanish Priest Sidelined by Church for Allegedly Hawking Viagraâ- No comment.
âHusband 'made over a million' by eavesdropping on BP wifeâ- Iâm so glad they covered what happened with that relationship.
ââWing was destroyedâ: Boston flight diverted after plane damage discovered mid-airâ- Iâm a chill traveler but would probably freak out seeing this.
âBizarre Skin Condition Leaves Hairless Cats Covered in Swirling Patternsâ- This freaks me out beyond belief.
âWoman Fired For Eating Leftover Sandwich Found In UK Company's Meeting Roomâ- The corporate world is literally the worst.
âWhy Are There Still Illegal Weed Stores All Over the City?â- âpackaged in the aesthetic of a Monster Energy drinkâ is flawless writing.
âCelebrity travel agent says one star client demanded a âmedium sizedâ dog in all their hotel rooms, had to ask staff to borrow their poochesâ- Not scandal, just literal goals.
This week in lawsuits
đâWeightWatchersâ Ozempic Influencer House Backfiresâ- In case ââŠtake selfies with giant injector pensâŠâ wasnât a clue, this is a total disaster.
đâTumblr and Wordpress to Sell Usersâ Data to Train AI Toolsâ- Tumblr? Thatâs going to be one emo AI tool.
More Serious Stories
We realize some of these can be triggering for some readers, so feel free to skip! Also, sometimes we use weird letter subs so weâre not flagged as gross spam email.
âA Marketplace of Girl Influencers Managed by Moms and Stalked by Menâ
âGoogle co-founder Sergey Brin sued over a plane crash that killed two pilots last yearâ
âTwo Disney Cruise Workers Charged With Child Porn in Two-Week Spanâ
âCurvy influencers post a lot about body positivity. But what happens when they use Ozempic?â
âClarence Thomas Hires Clerk Who Allegedly Wrote Racist Textsâ
âFormer funeral home owner arrested after a corpse lay in a hearse for 2 yearsâ
âThousands stranded on Norwegian Dawn cruise ship hit by possible cholera outbreakâ
âApple cancels its autonomous electric car project and is laying off some workersâ
âKellogg CEO faces backlash for suggesting people eat âcereal for dinnerâ to save moneyâ
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