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Hi Wrecklings!
Are we all ok after seeing the new photos of Luigi in court? Because dang.
But also, hello. Itâs Wreck List Christmas! Fyre Fest 2 tickets are officially on sale⊠with the only specifics about what to expect being: âFYRE Festival 2 is an electrifying celebration of music, arts, cuisine, comedy, fashion, gaming, sports, and treasure huntingâall set in the stunning location of Isla Mujeres, Mexico. Experience unforgettable performances, immersive experiences, and an atmosphere that redefines creativity and culture.â
With the festival being only 3 months away and virtually no details, thereâs no way this could be good. Iâm thinking VERY expensive farmers market vibes.
So⊠with that⊠I seriously wonderâŠ
âFyre Fest 2 Announces Ticketing Partner, Guarantees Refundsâ- But also, serious question, how is he legally allowed to do this again?
âI'm a TikTok travel influencer but will never park at Peak District beauty spot again after my ordealâ- First-world problems are so niche.
âAshley St. Clair Sues Elon Musk for Sole Legal Custody of Their Sonâ- Itâs like⊠heâs not a good man to have a baby withâŠ
âPassengers on crashed Toronto plane offered US$30,000 eachâ- This is the equivalent of being offered $100 to take a later flight.
âGoya Foods CEO, Bob Unanue, Announces Next Chapterâ- I feel like this man went totally rogue and wrote this press release himself.
âElonâs Email Demand Is Being Met With âVery Rudeâ Flood of Spamâ- Lmao idiot.
âFormer Fortnite World Cup champion under fire for racial slur, gambling promotionâ- Cancel everything about this man.
âHumaneâs AI Pin is dead, as HP buys startupâs assets for $116Mâ- Definitely a strategic acquihire.
âHooters Could Be the Next Big Chain to File for Bankruptcyâ- Back in my early PR agency days, my boss used to have us do our team lunches there.
ââUber With Gunsâ: On-Demand Armed Guard App Launches After UnitedHealthcare CEO Killingâ- Hmm, they certainly have a niche.
âTikTok Star Wishbone Kitchen Claims Another Dinner Party Series Has 'Too Many' Similarities to Her Own: 'I'm So Angry'â- She has a very compelling argument there.
âBankrupt Nikola wants to sell its whole business by Aprilâ- Oh, so you donât make loads of money when you film your truck rolling down a hill vs. driving?
âBacklash as Chinese influencer claims to earn US$41,000 a day doing nothingâ- Iâm just impressed, honestly.
âTraveller TikTok star, 20, wins ÂŁ16K after Zara staff pulled back curtain as she got dressed in changing roomsâ- Thatâs certainly⊠a style.
ââI Regret My Grudgeâ A former snarker on the Christian influencer she used to be obsessed with.â- Also, hereâs an interesting thought piece on the evolution of internet snark.
"âGirl, we know why you left.â Is this the real reason influencers flee California?â- Thereâs no way the timing is just a coincidence.
âMinnesota Grad Student Expelled for Allegedly Using AI Is Suing Schoolâ- Omg, I canât even imagine having the power of AI as a student.
âChlöe Bailey Sued for âExploitingâ Songwriterâs Contributions in $15 Million Lawsuitâ- The music industry is not a great place for indie creatives.
âPepperdine University Sues Netflix Over New Mindy Kaling Showâ- Admittedly I didnât know she was still making stuff.
More Serious Stories
We realize some of these can be triggering for some readers, so feel free to skip! Also, sometimes we use weird letter subs so weâre not flagged as gross spam email.
âNew Hampshire woman contaminated grocery store items with urine for years, police sayâ
âDiddy's Lawyer Quits Defense Team: 'Under No Circumstances Can I Continue'â
âNew Netflix series highlights the gaps in the modern medical systemâ
âTarget sued by Florida for defrauding shareholders about DEIâ
âKim Kardashian called him a Texas death row inmate on Instagram. He wasnât, and heâs suingâ
âCouple forced to sit next to dead body on plane for 4 hours after woman dies mid-flightâ
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