The Wreck List 👀🍿🧃

AI hallucinations, one-star whales & people won't stop pooping at concerts

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Aug 5

3

July 2026

$50 straws, LinkedIn dating & windowless window seats

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Jul 22

5

Big Egg, definitely not a bag of drugs & anti-vax dating apps

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Jul 8

3

June 2026

Rats on a plane, cancer-sniffing pigeons & please don't chug your ranch

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Jun 24

2

$4M deli platter, rollercoaster nuggets & the wizards are unionizing👀🍿🧃

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Jun 10

4

May 2026

Olde Ye LinkedIn, Zuckerberg's Beach Water Person & RIP Everlane👀🍿🧃

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May 27

Hairdryer-manipulated weather, underwear bandit & weaponized bees👀🍿🧃

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May 13

April 2026

No free pickles, SantaCON & RIP cocaine hippos👀🍿🧃

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Apr 29

1

Big Mac flotsam, Outlook goes to space & a weaponized tarantula 👀🍿🧃

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Apr 15

3

Seagulls vs. Googly Eyes, Barbie's Fyre Fest & spying cars 👀🍿🧃

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Apr 1

1

March 2026

RIP Buzzfeed, jailed treasure hunter & a sneaky meth crow👀🍿🧃

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Mar 18

4

Coffee maker-washed underwear, 6,700 hacked robot vacuums & a sleepy owl👀🍿🧃

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Mar 4