The Wreck List 👀🍿🧃

Chocolate pyramid scheme, romantic rats & Theranos II 👀🍿🧃

70k Dum-Dums, Darth Vader lawsuit & emotional-support Roombas 👀🍿🧃

The Duolingo owl AI spiral, Luigi Mangione the musical & mile high poop club👀🍿🧃

RIP Fyre Festival 2, woodpecker vandal & a dicey lawsuit👀🍿🧃

Jesus chatbot, $1500 Trader Joes tote & thanking our robot overlords 👀🍿🧃

Emotional support tigers, frostbutt & more human-powered "AI"👀🍿🧃

Corporate espionage, Fyre Fest 2 & a partner in crime👀🍿🧃

Pizza license, apparent arrest & a $10k repopulation weekend 👀🍿🧃

Fur babies, partying pilot returns & the KFC blurb👀🍿🧃

A skid mark mani, JonasCon chaos & a stale $90k Cheeto 👀🍿🧃

Fishing tournament fib, kidnapped baby wombat & a marshmallow fire👀🍿🧃

Fake bling ring, brain rot lexicon & your BANANAS weighed too much 👀🍿🧃