The Wreck List 👀🍿🧃

Olde Ye LinkedIn, Zuckerberg's Beach Water Person & RIP Everlane👀🍿🧃

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May 27

Hairdryer-manipulated weather, underwear bandit & weaponized bees👀🍿🧃

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May 13

April 2026

No free pickles, SantaCON & RIP cocaine hippos👀🍿🧃

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Apr 29

1

Big Mac flotsam, Outlook goes to space & a weaponized tarantula 👀🍿🧃

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Apr 15

3

Seagulls vs. Googly Eyes, Barbie's Fyre Fest & spying cars 👀🍿🧃

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Apr 1

1

March 2026

RIP Buzzfeed, jailed treasure hunter & a sneaky meth crow👀🍿🧃

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Mar 18

4

Coffee maker-washed underwear, 6,700 hacked robot vacuums & a sleepy owl👀🍿🧃

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Mar 4

February 2026

Underground Little Caesar's Pizza, a caught serial pooper & bye bye Etsy witches 👀🍿🧃

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Feb 18

Olympian drug kingpin, a fake pilot & booking a hotel on the moon👀🍿🧃

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Feb 5

5

January 2026

Beauty queen sleuth, AI prescriber & more rogue Waymos 👀🍿🧃

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Jan 20

1

Hobby Lobby streaker, aggressive donut smells & sneaky rats👀🍿🧃

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Jan 7

6

December 2025

Drone-dropped steak, crawlspace grenades & quicksand can actually be a problem👀🍿🧃

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Dec 24, 2025

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