The Wreck List 👀🍿🧃

Shrimply fraud, Waterboy drama & the forced Macarena-dancing👀🍿🧃

CapCut chaos, Princess breakfast bill & another fake AI company👀🍿🧃

A raccoon raises the bar, 25k robot pizzas & a broken bedazzled chair 👀🍿🧃

Overzealous Jeep people, TSA hates Costco & $13k shoe drama👀🍿🧃

Bangable beats, pigeons in-flight & crypto burgers 👀🍿🧃

Rat People, a Skibidi Toilet movie, and what's being McClosed👀🍿🧃

Chocolate pyramid scheme, romantic rats & Theranos II 👀🍿🧃

70k Dum-Dums, Darth Vader lawsuit & emotional-support Roombas 👀🍿🧃

The Duolingo owl AI spiral, Luigi Mangione the musical & mile high poop club👀🍿🧃

RIP Fyre Festival 2, woodpecker vandal & a dicey lawsuit👀🍿🧃

Jesus chatbot, $1500 Trader Joes tote & thanking our robot overlords 👀🍿🧃